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You. Cannot. Take. A. Private. Company. Approach. To. The. Federal. Government. Dumb. Ass.
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You. Cannot. Take. A. Private. Company. Approach. To. The. Federal. Government. Dumb. Ass.
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'Did you even say thank you?'
If he's not afraid of the Russians he certainly not going to be afraid of some orange Pig and an inbred couch fucker.
I’ve watched enough mafia movies to know that if you’re gonna shakedown a pillar of the community, you do it in private, you make it clear they’re not to tell anyone, maybe you put a couple of your goons on the front door so no one comes in. Because it’s shameful.
You don’t do it on live television
You don’t do it on live television
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If he's not afraid of the Russians he certainly not going to be afraid of some orange Pig and an inbred couch fucker.
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If you're Germany, Poland, Taiwan, South Korea, or Japan right now, you should probably assume the U.S. is an unreliable ally and try to get your own nuclear deterrent.
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you're Germany, Poland, Taiwan, South Korea, or Japan right now, you should probably assume the U.S. is an unreliable ally and try to get your own nuclear deterrent.
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Snippets don't do the whole thing justice. The meeting was one of the weirdest and most disgraceful moments in modern American history.
Trump to a reporter who asks him about Russia breaking a ceasefire: "What if a bomb drops on your head right now ... Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt."
February 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Snippets don't do the whole thing justice. The meeting was one of the weirdest and most disgraceful moments in modern American history.
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Europe has designated Macron as their moron whisperer.
February 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Europe has designated Macron as their moron whisperer.
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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.
More of this pointed ridicule, please.
More of this pointed ridicule, please.
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.
More of this pointed ridicule, please.
More of this pointed ridicule, please.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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Can anyone help me with a tax question out there?
Are we just submitting our returns to Elon or should we send them to the Kremlin directly?
Are we just submitting our returns to Elon or should we send them to the Kremlin directly?
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Can anyone help me with a tax question out there?
Are we just submitting our returns to Elon or should we send them to the Kremlin directly?
Are we just submitting our returns to Elon or should we send them to the Kremlin directly?
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Without friends
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Without friends
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I wanted to come up with an analogy to describe Trump's absurd plan for Ukraine.
Something like...
"Imagine if Mexico invaded America and then met with Canada to decide how much of America they should keep."
I quickly realized my analogy was something most Americans would welcome right now.
Something like...
"Imagine if Mexico invaded America and then met with Canada to decide how much of America they should keep."
I quickly realized my analogy was something most Americans would welcome right now.
February 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I wanted to come up with an analogy to describe Trump's absurd plan for Ukraine.
Something like...
"Imagine if Mexico invaded America and then met with Canada to decide how much of America they should keep."
I quickly realized my analogy was something most Americans would welcome right now.
Something like...
"Imagine if Mexico invaded America and then met with Canada to decide how much of America they should keep."
I quickly realized my analogy was something most Americans would welcome right now.
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All the headlines right now are "important government official who manages a key system keeping you safe resigns" or "Trump makes friends with the country that wants to kill Americans the most"
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
All the headlines right now are "important government official who manages a key system keeping you safe resigns" or "Trump makes friends with the country that wants to kill Americans the most"
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Drudge Report dubs the Prez Comrade Trumpski.
MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?
MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Drudge Report dubs the Prez Comrade Trumpski.
MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?
MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?
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we already know in which team you aren’t playing
February 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
we already know in which team you aren’t playing
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I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.
February 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.
Question of the day.
February 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Question of the day.
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Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…
Both sides were never the same.
Both sides were never the same.
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…
Both sides were never the same.
Both sides were never the same.
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The sound of rain on the roof is a love language unto itself.
February 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The sound of rain on the roof is a love language unto itself.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
theonion.com/think-t...
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
theonion.com/think-t...
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