Christopher
@cmcb.bsky.social
He/him/his. 🐊 BSAE 🤘MSE 🐝 PhD. Go Gators.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Those Two Things You Do!
Those Two Things You Do!
May 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers
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Happy Florida State Day to all those who celebrate.
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February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy Florida State Day to all those who celebrate.
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October 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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I have discovered a truly marvelous concept of a plan that this margin is too narrow to contain
September 11, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I have discovered a truly marvelous concept of a plan that this margin is too narrow to contain
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Gollum after losing the riddle-game to Bilbo:
July 31, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Gollum after losing the riddle-game to Bilbo:
Tag yourself
I'm Advanced Portals
I'm Advanced Portals
tag yourself
I'm Tactical Revenge
I'm Tactical Revenge
Ah. The Olympics. I love the events.
July 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Tag yourself
I'm Advanced Portals
I'm Advanced Portals
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On This Day In History: July 20, 1969
July 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
On This Day In History: July 20, 1969
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Ah yes, the hombus. A classic shape.
May 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Ah yes, the hombus. A classic shape.
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My favorite Twitter comment was someone saying that the TV network had released the following statement: “It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long; if you're gonna have a hit you gotta make it fit, so we cut it down to 3:05”
April 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
My favorite Twitter comment was someone saying that the TV network had released the following statement: “It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long; if you're gonna have a hit you gotta make it fit, so we cut it down to 3:05”
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Picard exploration tip: There is always time to investigate a temporal anomaly, by definition.
February 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Picard exploration tip: There is always time to investigate a temporal anomaly, by definition.
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THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!
February 12, 2024 at 5:55 PM
THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!
This could have been me if things had gone differently 6 years ago. Unconscionable that the House GOP is prioritizing failed impeachments over our nation's legacy of space exploration (and every other national priority)
February 9, 2024 at 1:52 PM
This could have been me if things had gone differently 6 years ago. Unconscionable that the House GOP is prioritizing failed impeachments over our nation's legacy of space exploration (and every other national priority)
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Thinking of going into politics just so that someone actually reads my thesis.
January 8, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Thanks Baltimore 311, now it's perfectly clear!
December 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Thanks Baltimore 311, now it's perfectly clear!
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Found a new way to say goodbye to people when leaving a party;
August 18, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Found a new way to say goodbye to people when leaving a party;
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this dude is talking to muppets
July 25, 2023 at 2:17 PM
this dude is talking to muppets
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The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time
July 23, 2023 at 3:21 PM
The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time
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Any object can serve briefly as a boat if you’re not a coward
making fun of the cybertruck tonight got me thinking about what has to be one of the funniest posts of all time: serve briefly as a boat
July 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Any object can serve briefly as a boat if you’re not a coward