Clocktoys
@clocktoys.bsky.social
Singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.
Passing sloppy. We are wide open on the break. Murphy Barnes and Wissa looking decent though. Ramsay not picking up his man in defensive situations. Game is way too open
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Passing sloppy. We are wide open on the break. Murphy Barnes and Wissa looking decent though. Ramsay not picking up his man in defensive situations. Game is way too open
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Nigel Farage must never become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Nigel Farage must never become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
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Really enjoying the mess at Liverpool…
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Really enjoying the mess at Liverpool…
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
But Mo Salah talking about being thrown under the bus like he didn’t hold Liverpool to ransom for a new contract for a year, is hilarious.
And then following that up by crying about being dropped when he’s playing like a donkey.
Footballers are children.
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I know they’re just a company and companies are not allies, but Tottenham still being very willing to put the pride flag front and center on TV in this era of open anti-LGBT bigotry from the UK and US governments means a lot to me
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I know they’re just a company and companies are not allies, but Tottenham still being very willing to put the pride flag front and center on TV in this era of open anti-LGBT bigotry from the UK and US governments means a lot to me
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Anyone noticed how UK media is a lot less obsessed with Farage’s alleged antisemitism than Corbyn’s alleged antisemitism?
Odd that.
Odd that.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Anyone noticed how UK media is a lot less obsessed with Farage’s alleged antisemitism than Corbyn’s alleged antisemitism?
Odd that.
Odd that.
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Zia Yusuf - the unelected multimillionaire policy chief of Reform - makes his fourth Question Time appearance tonight.
The party has five MPs
The party has five MPs
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Zia Yusuf - the unelected multimillionaire policy chief of Reform - makes his fourth Question Time appearance tonight.
The party has five MPs
The party has five MPs
2 points dropped. Much the better team but couldn’t put the game to bed. Ramsdale had a good game and now a not so good one. Meanwhile our league season remains a story of change and adaptation. Better times ahead I reckon #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
2 points dropped. Much the better team but couldn’t put the game to bed. Ramsdale had a good game and now a not so good one. Meanwhile our league season remains a story of change and adaptation. Better times ahead I reckon #nufc
One of those misfiring games up front so far. Need to be patient and stay focussed. There’s 3 points to be had here if we just stick at it #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One of those misfiring games up front so far. Need to be patient and stay focussed. There’s 3 points to be had here if we just stick at it #nufc
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Growing up with a sister who has a learning disability, I’ve seen people shout the R word at her. That was in the 80s and 90s. Now we’re in the 2020s and I am seeing world leaders and tech leaders use it and I cannot begin to tell you how devastating that is.
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Growing up with a sister who has a learning disability, I’ve seen people shout the R word at her. That was in the 80s and 90s. Now we’re in the 2020s and I am seeing world leaders and tech leaders use it and I cannot begin to tell you how devastating that is.
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Haha, silly blue wankers
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Haha, silly blue wankers
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November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Both Marseille goals were bad from our viewpoint. Pope lost his head as he does occasionally. We couldn’t hold onto the ball when we needed to slow things down. Wish we’d had Ramsay on for more of the game to control the ball. Gordon isn’t cutting it as a striker. Barnes is our finisher.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Both Marseille goals were bad from our viewpoint. Pope lost his head as he does occasionally. We couldn’t hold onto the ball when we needed to slow things down. Wish we’d had Ramsay on for more of the game to control the ball. Gordon isn’t cutting it as a striker. Barnes is our finisher.
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
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There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
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Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂
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Gosh. What a surprise.
🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gosh. What a surprise.
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Aye. We’re accustomed to what it looks like and there’s a level of Pavlovian training that a lifetime of barely even nearly moments prepares you for. A dream of success constantly out of reach.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Aye. We’re accustomed to what it looks like and there’s a level of Pavlovian training that a lifetime of barely even nearly moments prepares you for. A dream of success constantly out of reach.