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Music and audio services.

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https://www.harbourmasterproductions.co.uk/
The wheelers from Return To Oz.
Though looking back, they actually look like they should be my favourite band...
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The bit where he tries to be Peter Kay at the end.
"Remember two pence machines. They were hard to win at."
This man has never used a two pence piece in his life.
You may have missed this gem yesterday. From which we learn that:

1. Betting shops are really good for the mental health of isolated people.
2. Most drug-takers are not a problem.
3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines in the hope of getting rich.
4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The fact that we're actually letting rich white people from the USA and South Africa attempt to take over our country, while focussing every conversation to be about migrants coming over and taking over our country really proves that the whole argument there is about race.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Howe *never* changes from 433, I mean, apart from all the times he does, usually away from home (or against top teams at home) when he goes for 3 CBs and 2 wing backs. Crucially he can only do this when we have the right players fit to make it work though.

#nufc
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump inadvertently admitting he's in the Insane Clown Posse.
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is me rn
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
7yo currently turning in one of the all time worst goalkeeping performances.
I'm trying my hardest to think of constructive things to say...

"Have you tried paying attention to where the ball is?"
"Maybe if you actually move a little bit."
"Are you remembering to keep your eyes open?"

Tricky...
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is just the first page of transfermarkt's available managers list, but I'd love to know who the Howe Out brigade are bringing in to steer the ship.

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I cba to get into it too much but, Hall obviously isn't fit to start to yet, and is clearly being managed to get minutes into his legs. He's probably only really got on the bench (and the pitch) today because our options are very limited.

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Closing the BBC sport app in a mild fury at the inevitability of it all

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kinda glad I've been dragged kicking and screaming to the MetroCentre

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Howay Harvey!

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think we all could have predicted this lineup. Here's hoping we manage to string a few passes together!

#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So young people are getting paid too much but millionaires and billionaires are getting paid just right 🤣🤣🤣

Ok...
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In 2025 it is apparently good business sense to essentially say "we are making our product/service worse, and we expect you to pay more for it."
Ok
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is awful.
Jesus Christ

It said it was sending him a real person to help and then went LOL no just kidding I can’t do that
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We've got "flagshaggers" for the people obsessed with flags, so can we have "poppycocks" for the people who never stop going on about poppies?
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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🚨🚨This is stellar investigative journalism by @kaitlintosh.bsky.social and @michelleinezsimon.bsky.social on how #elonmusk is boosting the #british right. 🧵 news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
6th in the Champions League. Cannit complain like.

#nufc
ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 👊
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dan Burn wonder header! #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Please tell me one of you lovely people has a video of this handy?
AN INCREDIBLE HEADER TO GIVE US THE LEAD! 😍
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think Big Dan Burn is probably my hero.

#nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love these guys. Howay!

#nufc
HOWAY THE LADS! 💪
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Why are socialists all over the world so focused on an election in New York?

For the same reason the US spent the 20th century toppling democratically elected socialist leaders.

Because ours is an internationalist movement - a victory for one is a victory for all ✊
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM