kathryn
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kathryn
@clipperdoodle.bsky.social
overly invested in sports — currently Carolinian, Midwestern for life — she/her
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Buddy of mine said the reason College Football is such an excellent product is that it's basically a melodramatic BravoTV show from Monday to Friday until Saturday when they play football and they rest on Sunday and start the cycle all over again on Monday and he's right and it's a good pitch
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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ACC football
September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Adults need to make the Christmas magic themselves. You want cookies and tree decorating? Start a tradition of doing so with people you love! Go to holiday events! Drive around and look at lights! Kids get magic made for them; you're grown now. It's your turn to make it.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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as a grantwriter, the lack of unrestricted funding is a MASSIVE burden on nonprofits. everyone wants to fund a new shiny pilot program that makes them look like innovators. they don’t want to help make your tried and tested programs that have served the community for 50 years more sustainable
The headline I feel like is that all the philanthropic donations from billionaires typically have a shitload of restrictions.

Mackenzie is like “you’re doing work to stop something horrible or to help something good? Cool. Here’s a few hundred million.” and the paper is like “wow… so novel”
Mackenzie Scott’s signature philanthropic style is giving unrestricted gifts—a rarity in the industry. trib.al/DjrurgM
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Yes, it’s nigh on two hours of disaster yarns and other crunchy bits for those of you with long drives or long stretches in front of the stove, stay hydrated out there 🦃 🔥 🍊

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 11/26/2025 · 1h 58m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Waking up from the post dinner nap
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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this is a semantic distinction that is also completely pointless, but:

while Hot Fuss is the ~greater~ album (it’s a debut, it sounded unlike anything else out there at the time), Sam’s Town is actually the ~better~ album imo (it’s more cohesive, its high points are better than Hot Fuss’s)
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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ah! common mistake. it should have been “we’re on to winston-salem,” as wake forest university is there, and not wake forest, n.c., which is 100-plus miles east of winston-salem

and now they’re on to the bus home
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is also a problem in the non-profit sector, where people think that leadership making six figures is a sin against the public interest, not realizing that means you’re getting leadership that is either inept or independently wealthy.
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.

This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.

open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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as someone who was on SNAP four times let me tell you it would be *phenomenally hard* to exploit, they put *a lot of effort* into giving you *as little as possible* and are horrendously understaffed

if someone has managed to abuse the system they are Danny Ocean and you should respect the hustle
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A small joy is that the trees around us are hitting peak color and the sun is out so I had a nice drive in to work today
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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as we reach the SNAP cliff just a gentle reminder to do-gooders that the most efficient use of resources is to contribute to organizations that are already established. unless nothing exists in your area (and it likely does whether you know it) now is probably not the time to stand something up
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
November 4, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM