Clify
@clify.bsky.social
Bluesky darling
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Clify
@clify.bsky.social
· Jan 31
A grape is like the globe, it's round but looks flat when you're standing on it
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i mean whiskey is prob the only way i’ll tango or foxtrot tbh.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i mean whiskey is prob the only way i’ll tango or foxtrot tbh.
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
Is it OK for me, a non-NYC person, to not care who is mayor there? It's fine to feel this way? All this debate makes me feel guilty.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is it OK for me, a non-NYC person, to not care who is mayor there? It's fine to feel this way? All this debate makes me feel guilty.
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using the extra hour to yearn
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
using the extra hour to yearn
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
Perfect body shape for a minion
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Perfect body shape for a minion
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
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your god can’t save you now
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
your god can’t save you now
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A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
October 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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they should call it a wordtionary
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
they should call it a wordtionary
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[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
Went with the kid and haggled over pullet prices
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Went with the kid and haggled over pullet prices
Logged out of my facebook app after falling for and clicking 5 sora videos on a row.
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Logged out of my facebook app after falling for and clicking 5 sora videos on a row.
Hate getting my hairs cut at great clips again instead of the cool local barber, but I'll be damned of it isn't convenient to go on a sunday
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hate getting my hairs cut at great clips again instead of the cool local barber, but I'll be damned of it isn't convenient to go on a sunday
Fill in the blanks with what comes to mind first
She folded up her fears like _______ and _______
She folded up her fears like _______ and _______
October 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fill in the blanks with what comes to mind first
She folded up her fears like _______ and _______
She folded up her fears like _______ and _______
Put down the phone, stupid boy, and quit working
September 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Put down the phone, stupid boy, and quit working
I stood up for myself today
September 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I stood up for myself today
It's weird to be surrounded by people and feel lonely? Maybe I need a hobby or something.
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's weird to be surrounded by people and feel lonely? Maybe I need a hobby or something.
Drank 32oz of orange fanta and currently having regrets
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Drank 32oz of orange fanta and currently having regrets