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cleric-posting.bsky.social
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im doing a souls level zero run
because souls dont really exist
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I can't believe Bloodborne predicted COVID.
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What you need to understand before you craft a metal statue is that people are going to lovingly caress it, giving the genitals or bosom a spectacular polish.
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
None of this fucking food is edible without Life source bits.
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Trying to get my hideous buddy removed from the castle bestiary
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Is it ethical to block someone for drawing women that way?
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Mind of the Brain: BrainMinder Episode IV — A thrilling new chapter in the commercially vaunted A Brain Is A Terrible Mind To Brain saga! Featuring Brian Mind from BrainMinder Rethought: A Brian Mind Legend
September 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Horton *HEALS* a who 🫳❤️‍🩹
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Asking the 7/11 cashier to imbue my tallcan with a wisdom bonus
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ripping out your still beating heart and sucking out the juices like 😘
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God told me that you aren't going to be raptured, but neither am I, so I know you're free Tuesday *flirting*
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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wearing full plate armor to bed to improve my posture
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You can curse your enemy in your last dying breath for free.
September 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Using items is for quitters. Sink your peeps on my over encumbered inventory.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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there's no law against a stone gargoyle on an old building coming to life and picking you up and carrying you over the ocean and letting go
June 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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the best defense is a good off
hand melee weapon
September 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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In my culture it’s not a killable offence if you can’t summon a great demon but you will be ostracised
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i just think if you’re hot, you shouldn’t have to learn how to parry
September 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Now I've seen all this end-of-times chatter and nobody has answered my big question: does this follow time zones or is it just everybody at once?
September 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I've slain your attendants. enjoy dragging your palanquin home by yourself loser
September 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore. I can't pretend that I don't think armor is hot. IT'S BASICALLY LINGERIE TO ME OK LISTEN-
September 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Making our holy symbols kiss~
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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My astral projected body waved at you from the next universe over. Please respond.
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM