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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Corn and risone salad with a preserved lemon and parsley dressing, topped with slice roast chicken breast #goodlunch
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"The Dispossessed" by Ursula LeGuin. "Each of us deserve everything, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger. Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate?"
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Corn and risoni salad with toasted pine nut, slices of roasted chicken breast, and a dressing of pureed parsley, green chili and preserved lemons #goodlunch
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Welp looks like my purchase of FC 26 and any future Sims Expansions, Mass Effect or Dragon Age games has been pushed back to the fifth of never.
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Why didn’t anyone immediately follow up with “what’s the population of the United States?”
September 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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JULIET: [from balcony] Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

ROMEO: But soft, what light through-

ME: [balcony across the street] SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S 3 AM
June 15, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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From an Atlantic editor.

I cannot get over how the entire centrist hivemind is attempting to wish into existence a person, and a movement, that does not exist. You are journalists, you are supposed to describe things as they are, not how you want them to be!
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sicilian Mackerel Pasta with za'atar, a team favourite #goodlunch
September 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Testing out a classic from the land of my grandmother: fish-finger sandwich #goodlunch #adequatelunch #whitepeoplefood
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Star Trek: The Search for Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Gary Gardens
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Gary And The Chocolate Factory
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Usually it's a Reuby Tuesday, but it's Reuby Wednesday this week #goodlunch
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think D is wrong because admissibility rules still apply in civil cases; A is wrong because Martha's guardian can assert her rights (or what would be the point of them?). Clergy-penitent privilege used to be called "the seal of the confessional" and was to allow peeps to repent ...
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Here's Question 70 of #T3BE (quote skeet to play). Father Alberto sounds like a petty little diva who loves to stir the pot and I'm here for it. Hear the answer choices in the episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Look given we're now living with no law just vibes, A. What is a woman doing with a motorcyle anyway? Shouldn't she be cooking and cleaning and teaching Sunday school?
Last week's #T3BE (quote skeet to play) is kind of funny because Dylan might have been fine if he simply didn't PUSH MARCIA'S MOTORCYCLE INTO THE OCEAN lol but whatever. Episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
April 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A is wrong, b/c Dad DOES benefit from kid being saved. D is wrong b/c the specific performance is about non-cash compensation. C is wrong b/c the offer to pay was not made before he dropped the camera, so there was no detrimental reliance. That leaves me with B.
Our original no-frills T3BE is back! Quote skeet to play, answer choices are listed in the episode, argue about it with a friend: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
April 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If the info about the planes to El Salvador is too top-secret for a judge to see, why doesn't the DOJ just text it to Jeff Goldberg?
March 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This New Yorker piece about the Irish Famine has several paragraphs I found literally jaw-dropping (positive). This is a book review!! Good god!!!
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Google's use of AI is going GREAT
March 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Fellas is it gay to be raised by a mother
February 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Remember you could turn on the news and not say "what the fuck?" every five minutes?
February 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM