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Esther
@clawhammercrone.bsky.social
banjo, xlookups, dogs, wrath, Kitchener-Waterloo, renegadeoboe most places but it's time I upgraded, former Toastie
Oh my god
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This is peak oboe (complimentary)
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
*quietly singing*

youtu.be/EPp2vLVZ9wc?...
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the "add more gear" guy is a very specific kind of guy
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just in case any cervix-bearing Canadians without a family doc need to know: even if a walk-in clinic does not offer pap tests, you can go in and ask for a referral to a local gyno. Go! Get your test!
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Phil Ellis with long hair is weirdly compelling
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
new Annoying Vegan stereotype is the vocal hater of plant-based meat substitutes
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
some people are just congenitally unable to take flattering photos of other people and I am not good at extending grace for their shortcomings
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Everyone wants to JOIN the revolution but nobody wants to START the revolution. It's the classic "everybody's hungry but nobody in the group is brave enough to pick a restaurant" scenario
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
love a surprise reminder that the worst possible interpretation of something I apparently said once has been living rent-free in someone's head
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ed Gamble namedropping @vipeopleshow.bsky.social in this week's Taskmaster podcast 👀👀👀 (yes it's because PFT was on the show, but STILL)
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
sure, they needed to train the government, what else could it be for
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Me sowing a passing interest in the World Series: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The baseball torment nexus
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
everyone talking about liking sports for the athleticism, but I am here for the positively Shakespearean drama
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I would not object to some insurance runs.
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Trey Yesavage, who famously was pitching to his fellow third graders at recess in Miss Reynolds's class just five months ago, is entering to pitch in Game 7 of the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I’m not saying Springer meant to hit that directly into his shin but I’m not not saying it
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Goodness, some catches.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gausman!
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Chatgpt dissolves your mind into sludge the same way being a billionaire does, but the difference is *you* will face consequences for it in a way no billionaire will.

Any random billionaire can afford to happily keep rotting their mind into absolute slush in a way you can't.
June 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A world that requires charity is fundamentally unjust
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
look, I have a whole mess of monthly donations to various charities and I still seethe at every article and post about how we have to step up as individuals to cover cuts to social programs
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM