"Why would you ever buy plant-based deli slices" idk 5-minute sandwiches that involve zero cooking but also give me a good hit of protein? same as deli meat? I have made chickpea salad and cured tofu slices before, they are great, but veat serves a purpose in my life

"There are so many wonderful things you can make with lentils" yeah and sometimes I have two hours to make delicious curry and sometimes I want to buy pre-processed lentil nuggets that I can put into the air fryer for five minutes and dunk them in ketchup

she's about to learn there's no bad luck, only curses from Etsy witches

Wrobleski was being super aggressive and walked off the mound towards Giminez when he made a comment after getting hit

I’m not saying Springer meant to hit that directly into his shin but I’m not not saying it