Ionesco
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I can not tell if it's a joke or not.
It means that Trump was on Epstein list, but just a bit, or something.
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It means that Trump was on Epstein list, but just a bit, or something.
Narrator: all AI tools are flawed for such purpose.
Unsurprisingly, the results were spectacularly bad.
DOGE used flawed AI tool to “munch” Veterans Affairs contracts
Staffer had no medical experience, and the results were predictably, spectacularly bad.
arstechnica.com
June 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Narrator: all AI tools are flawed for such purpose.
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In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children
June 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children
Oh?
FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP DEFENDED HIS PROPOSED TAX AND SPENDING BILL, CALLING IT ONE OF THE "GREATEST BILLS EVER" WITH A HISTORIC $1.6 TRILLION EXPENSE CUT AND THE LARGEST TAX REDUCTION IN U.S. HISTORY. HE WARNED THAT FAILURE TO PASS IT WOULD LEAD TO A 68% TAX HIKE AND
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh?
I can't say if this is a joke or not.
Oh my… If it isn’t the dildo of consequences and it looks to be unlubed.
June 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can't say if this is a joke or not.
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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It’s going to be nuts the day Trump finds out a president can’t just file for bankruptcy and start the economy over with a clean slate.
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s going to be nuts the day Trump finds out a president can’t just file for bankruptcy and start the economy over with a clean slate.
I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards
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Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards
WASHINGTON—After dispatching “Dear Colleague” letters to top cosmetology programs across the country, President Donald Trump threatened Monday to defund any beauty school that did not adhere to the standards of the MAGA movement. “We’ve set exact metrics for hairstyles that comply with my administration’s agenda, and any school that fails to respect our policies will […]
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May 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
Basically, those damned canadians have forced their crappy products down poor MAGAts throats, hence the trade deficit.
TRUMP: 'WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM CANADA'
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Basically, those damned canadians have forced their crappy products down poor MAGAts throats, hence the trade deficit.
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Russia isn't attacking civilian infrastructure and we are willing to discuss stopping it.
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Russia isn't attacking civilian infrastructure and we are willing to discuss stopping it.
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
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It’s the stupid, economy.
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s the stupid, economy.
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
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When you thought you voted for him to only harm minorities and LGBTQ people but then find out you were on the list.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
When you thought you voted for him to only harm minorities and LGBTQ people but then find out you were on the list.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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An underrated factor in how we got ourselves into this mess is that Americans are increasingly relying on computers and the internet instead of their own critical thinking faculties (AI is making this even worse), and as a result are uninformed and easy to manipulate.
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
An underrated factor in how we got ourselves into this mess is that Americans are increasingly relying on computers and the internet instead of their own critical thinking faculties (AI is making this even worse), and as a result are uninformed and easy to manipulate.
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If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
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We should stop using, "he has a point" when we actually mean, "somewhere in that incoherent ramble full of insane demands and wild allegations was something that could be a legitimate grievance if expressed completely differently by a mature and emotionally stable adult."
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We should stop using, "he has a point" when we actually mean, "somewhere in that incoherent ramble full of insane demands and wild allegations was something that could be a legitimate grievance if expressed completely differently by a mature and emotionally stable adult."
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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You really can’t script this. The same week the Trump admin invokes the state secrets privilege to deny Boasberg info, he is assigned the lawsuit over the Trump administration’s apparent carelessness with state secrets.
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You really can’t script this. The same week the Trump admin invokes the state secrets privilege to deny Boasberg info, he is assigned the lawsuit over the Trump administration’s apparent carelessness with state secrets.
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Elon Musk eliminará 12 de sus 13 hijos para reducir costes.
March 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Elon Musk eliminará 12 de sus 13 hijos para reducir costes.
The best Tesla model can't reach the speed with which Musk will silence any voice opposing an authoritarian leader.
Elon Musk's social media platform X has suspended several accounts belonging to opposition figures in Turkey amid widespread civil unrest in the country.
Musk’s X suspends opposition accounts in Turkey amid civil unrest
Suspensions affect accounts spreading information about the widespread demonstrations.
www.politico.eu
March 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The best Tesla model can't reach the speed with which Musk will silence any voice opposing an authoritarian leader.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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16 March 1942 | A Hungarian Jewish girl, Nora Kohn, was born in Marosvasarhely.
In May 1944 she was deported to #Auschwitz, where she was murdered in a gas chamber.
In May 1944 she was deported to #Auschwitz, where she was murdered in a gas chamber.
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
16 March 1942 | A Hungarian Jewish girl, Nora Kohn, was born in Marosvasarhely.
In May 1944 she was deported to #Auschwitz, where she was murdered in a gas chamber.
In May 1944 she was deported to #Auschwitz, where she was murdered in a gas chamber.