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Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
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better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
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tired of being gassed up i just need some
Frank Dames
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
tired of being gassed up i just need some
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
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a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
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the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it
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i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
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"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
this monkey-pawed so badly for me
the thing is, and own me all you want, i would read an Olivia Nuzzi article about the Olivia Nuzzi scandal
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
this monkey-pawed so badly for me
pan flute solos have been added
working in an office that shares a wall with a room full of sleeping toddlers and the loud slow hauntingly repetitious sleeping music they're playing has the same chord progression as Fuck and Run by Liz Phair
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
pan flute solos have been added
Lord Carlos Caldo Verde of Stop & Shop
Lord Roxy Burger of Dollarama
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lord Carlos Caldo Verde of Stop & Shop
suddenly have a crush on elissa slotkin
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
suddenly have a crush on elissa slotkin
home sick and i made some caldo verde and set some sourdough to rise
some spicy-ass soup would fix me
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
home sick and i made some caldo verde and set some sourdough to rise
i suspect this is what getting older, ideally, is about
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i suspect this is what getting older, ideally, is about
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In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
oh just hanging out with my bad self watching Prince videos and kinda crying, why
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
oh just hanging out with my bad self watching Prince videos and kinda crying, why
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i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
more like international sausage party day
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
more like international sausage party day
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
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me: dude i’m so f’n thirsty
friend: me too
me: i could go for some kool-
friend: NO! don’t say it
me: …aid?
friend:
me:
friend:
*there is a slow and steady knock at the door*
me: umm hello?
kool-aid man: my wife left me
friend: me too
me: i could go for some kool-
friend: NO! don’t say it
me: …aid?
friend:
me:
friend:
*there is a slow and steady knock at the door*
me: umm hello?
kool-aid man: my wife left me
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
me: dude i’m so f’n thirsty
friend: me too
me: i could go for some kool-
friend: NO! don’t say it
me: …aid?
friend:
me:
friend:
*there is a slow and steady knock at the door*
me: umm hello?
kool-aid man: my wife left me
friend: me too
me: i could go for some kool-
friend: NO! don’t say it
me: …aid?
friend:
me:
friend:
*there is a slow and steady knock at the door*
me: umm hello?
kool-aid man: my wife left me
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the moment he realizes he's losing his juice the same way people go bankrupt, slowly and then all at once
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the moment he realizes he's losing his juice the same way people go bankrupt, slowly and then all at once
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Sure now I can watch football on an 80-inch 4k TV above the fireplace but nothing will ever top watching SCTV on my 12-inch b/w on the floor next to my bed at 1 am.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Sure now I can watch football on an 80-inch 4k TV above the fireplace but nothing will ever top watching SCTV on my 12-inch b/w on the floor next to my bed at 1 am.
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i'm into this small local free form station but what i really want is 1970s adrienne barbeau broadcasting live from her cozy apartment on top of a lighthouse while a deadly fog full of pirate ghosts rolls in
May 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
i'm into this small local free form station but what i really want is 1970s adrienne barbeau broadcasting live from her cozy apartment on top of a lighthouse while a deadly fog full of pirate ghosts rolls in