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Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
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better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
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young JD Vance, blessed with so much potential and filled with yearning for a better life, an education, a chance to make a real difference: someday I'll get loudly booed at an Olympic Opening Ceremony, I just know I will!
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
young JD Vance, blessed with so much potential and filled with yearning for a better life, an education, a chance to make a real difference: someday I'll get loudly booed at an Olympic Opening Ceremony, I just know I will!
young JD Vance, blessed with so much potential and filled with yearning for a better life, an education, a chance to make a real difference: someday I'll get loudly booed at an Olympic Opening Ceremony, I just know I will!
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
young JD Vance, blessed with so much potential and filled with yearning for a better life, an education, a chance to make a real difference: someday I'll get loudly booed at an Olympic Opening Ceremony, I just know I will!
the world is terrible but this is a great ski season and the winter olympics are on and this combination makes me fleetingly, gloriously happy in a way i haven't felt since i was a kid
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
the world is terrible but this is a great ski season and the winter olympics are on and this combination makes me fleetingly, gloriously happy in a way i haven't felt since i was a kid
how do i mute "dudes justifying why it's ok they're in the files" without muting other file-related posts
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
how do i mute "dudes justifying why it's ok they're in the files" without muting other file-related posts
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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
crazy that we're already into year 2 of the biden/warren economy
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
crazy that we're already into year 2 of the biden/warren economy
heated rivalry but curling
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
heated rivalry but curling
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Aye, I am bearded, as ye fabled clams of yore
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Aye, I am bearded, as ye fabled clams of yore
remake of Spartacus but Frozone
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
remake of Spartacus but Frozone
we are the mob
Rep. Dan Meuser: "They're asking for no masks. Why? We can identify them. Officials can identify them, their bosses can. They only people who perhaps can't are the general public -- the mob."
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
we are the mob
still thinking about how Bezos prefers to use the word "complexify" instead of "complicate," what an absolute dink
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
still thinking about how Bezos prefers to use the word "complexify" instead of "complicate," what an absolute dink
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what if the Washington Post were owned by someone who thought journalism was important instead of some schmuck billionaire who's afraid of losing a sliver of his galaxy-sized fortune
October 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
what if the Washington Post were owned by someone who thought journalism was important instead of some schmuck billionaire who's afraid of losing a sliver of his galaxy-sized fortune
i might have to de-activate for a while
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i might have to de-activate for a while
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bezos: wow congratulations mr. once and future president! how can i keep those contracts?
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
November 8, 2024 at 12:08 PM
bezos: wow congratulations mr. once and future president! how can i keep those contracts?
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
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"luckily this administration is too incompetent to really create a fascist state," say people who seem to forget that the opposition is too incompetent to prevent it happening
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"luckily this administration is too incompetent to really create a fascist state," say people who seem to forget that the opposition is too incompetent to prevent it happening
i think there's 30% of the country that's still excited by how hard the libs are being owned even though "owned" now means shot in the face
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i think there's 30% of the country that's still excited by how hard the libs are being owned even though "owned" now means shot in the face
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Of course I'm rooting for the bats
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Of course I'm rooting for the bats
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
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youth pastor: you know who else was considered something of a "bad bunny"?
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
youth pastor: you know who else was considered something of a "bad bunny"?
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ho-man and the munsters of the universe
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
ho-man and the munsters of the universe
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what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
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in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping