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@clambot.bsky.social
Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
Pinned
better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
we are the mob
Rep. Dan Meuser: "They're asking for no masks. Why? We can identify them. Officials can identify them, their bosses can. They only people who perhaps can't are the general public -- the mob."
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
we are the mob
still thinking about how Bezos prefers to use the word "complexify" instead of "complicate," what an absolute dink
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
still thinking about how Bezos prefers to use the word "complexify" instead of "complicate," what an absolute dink
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what if the Washington Post were owned by someone who thought journalism was important instead of some schmuck billionaire who's afraid of losing a sliver of his galaxy-sized fortune
October 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
what if the Washington Post were owned by someone who thought journalism was important instead of some schmuck billionaire who's afraid of losing a sliver of his galaxy-sized fortune
i might have to de-activate for a while
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i might have to de-activate for a while
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bezos: wow congratulations mr. once and future president! how can i keep those contracts?
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
November 8, 2024 at 12:08 PM
bezos: wow congratulations mr. once and future president! how can i keep those contracts?
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
trump: newsweek the post
bezos: done!
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"luckily this administration is too incompetent to really create a fascist state," say people who seem to forget that the opposition is too incompetent to prevent it happening
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"luckily this administration is too incompetent to really create a fascist state," say people who seem to forget that the opposition is too incompetent to prevent it happening
i think there's 30% of the country that's still excited by how hard the libs are being owned even though "owned" now means shot in the face
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i think there's 30% of the country that's still excited by how hard the libs are being owned even though "owned" now means shot in the face
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Of course I'm rooting for the bats
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Of course I'm rooting for the bats
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
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youth pastor: you know who else was considered something of a "bad bunny"?
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
youth pastor: you know who else was considered something of a "bad bunny"?
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ho-man and the munsters of the universe
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
ho-man and the munsters of the universe
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what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'M SPATULA! -- guy pretty far from where the Spartacus thing started
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in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping
what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
what if they did a Star Wars remake directed by Yorgos Lanthimos with Emma Stone as Leia and Jesse Plemons as Han Solo and Darth Vader voiced by Willem Dafoe and Aidan Delbis as Luke
in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
in 1993 "I Like to Move It Move It" was about dancing but now it's about pooping
just remembering out of the blue the most passive-aggressive ad campaign in history
General Tire Jingle - Sooner or Later You'll Own Generals
YouTube video by Hornbake Library
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
just remembering out of the blue the most passive-aggressive ad campaign in history
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people think "batcopter" combines the words "bat" and "copter" but actually it's "pter" which is greek for "wing" and "batco" which is Bruce Wayne's merchandising subsidiary
May 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
people think "batcopter" combines the words "bat" and "copter" but actually it's "pter" which is greek for "wing" and "batco" which is Bruce Wayne's merchandising subsidiary
Karoline Leavitt: ok who has questions that aren't about the Epstein files
Newsmax: can you say "lutnick's nuts licked" five times fast
Karoline Leavitt: real questions please
Matt Gaetz: do you know if Elon Musk could provide, like, uh, a thorough description of his experience on the island
Newsmax: can you say "lutnick's nuts licked" five times fast
Karoline Leavitt: real questions please
Matt Gaetz: do you know if Elon Musk could provide, like, uh, a thorough description of his experience on the island
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Karoline Leavitt: ok who has questions that aren't about the Epstein files
Newsmax: can you say "lutnick's nuts licked" five times fast
Karoline Leavitt: real questions please
Matt Gaetz: do you know if Elon Musk could provide, like, uh, a thorough description of his experience on the island
Newsmax: can you say "lutnick's nuts licked" five times fast
Karoline Leavitt: real questions please
Matt Gaetz: do you know if Elon Musk could provide, like, uh, a thorough description of his experience on the island
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Peanuts by Schulz: Monday, May 27, 1968
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Peanuts by Schulz: Monday, May 27, 1968
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Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
i assume someone will ask Karoline Leavitt how many underage sex-trafficking victims are buried on the grounds of the Trump Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
i assume someone will ask Karoline Leavitt how many underage sex-trafficking victims are buried on the grounds of the Trump Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes
wow these sure are some epstein files
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
wow these sure are some epstein files