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Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
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better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
true luxury is owning your own shopping cart so you don't have to use the grocery store loaners
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
true luxury is owning your own shopping cart so you don't have to use the grocery store loaners
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Marjorie Taylor Greene realizes this
i think what the president realizes, and what most republican congressional representatives do not realize, is that if the Epstein files are released, they won't have to be afraid of him any longer
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene realizes this
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we should all jokingly threaten to kill each other so that they ban the whole site and we are set free
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
we should all jokingly threaten to kill each other so that they ban the whole site and we are set free
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this song in the context of the whole album is like "i would like to take a moment out of this joyous celebration of soca music and its role in my vibrant culture to talk about something that i'm actually pretty mad about"
youtu.be/-DtH5hU1M9Q
youtu.be/-DtH5hU1M9Q
Kojak (1987) - Charlie's Roots
YouTube video by cool4rocknroll
youtu.be
November 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
this song in the context of the whole album is like "i would like to take a moment out of this joyous celebration of soca music and its role in my vibrant culture to talk about something that i'm actually pretty mad about"
youtu.be/-DtH5hU1M9Q
youtu.be/-DtH5hU1M9Q
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just thinking about lenny & squiggy
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
just thinking about lenny & squiggy
kale with tahini sauce
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
kale with tahini sauce
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i try to time my posts for when my followers are sittin on the commode
August 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i try to time my posts for when my followers are sittin on the commode
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it's crazy how many people in this country don't actually believe in democracy at all, like an army of lawyers working for the GOP who are like, "fuck everything i learned in school about the USA and patriotism and history and the constitution and all that bullshit, it's time to fucking seize power"
August 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
it's crazy how many people in this country don't actually believe in democracy at all, like an army of lawyers working for the GOP who are like, "fuck everything i learned in school about the USA and patriotism and history and the constitution and all that bullshit, it's time to fucking seize power"
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time is a flat...oh wait, no, sorry...time is a fluffy circle
February 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
time is a flat...oh wait, no, sorry...time is a fluffy circle
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and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when i was taking a dump while on the clock
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when i was taking a dump while on the clock
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i am realizing that MAGA doesn't care about pedophilia, they care about retribution, which is any reason to execute their little list of people, and if Trump gives them that, the Epstein shit won't matter
no one gives a shit about my theories, of course, but did Bongino and Patel get mad at Bondi not because she wouldn't release the files, but because she was letting, like, every fucking agent in the FBI look at them
July 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i am realizing that MAGA doesn't care about pedophilia, they care about retribution, which is any reason to execute their little list of people, and if Trump gives them that, the Epstein shit won't matter
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if you get a job as an elementary school teacher and the principal asks what you want the kids to call you, dont screw up and have them call you "miss whatever" when you can finally be "Leather Tuscadero" for the rest of your life
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if you get a job as an elementary school teacher and the principal asks what you want the kids to call you, dont screw up and have them call you "miss whatever" when you can finally be "Leather Tuscadero" for the rest of your life
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the fingers are definitely the doughiest part of the chicken
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the fingers are definitely the doughiest part of the chicken
car parked out front of the Temple Israel next door with license plate "BUBULA"
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
car parked out front of the Temple Israel next door with license plate "BUBULA"
this is, indeed, wackadoodle
i know there are a lot of insane epstein stories out there right now but i promise you guys this one is EXTRA NUTS
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary. www.wired.com/story/jeffre...
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
this is, indeed, wackadoodle
i bought the good cheddar and now i can't go back to the utility cheddar
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i bought the good cheddar and now i can't go back to the utility cheddar
hey my nose hair is up here, bud
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hey my nose hair is up here, bud
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Reports: Scandinavian countries doing great!
Scandinavians: It's because we invest in our people.
US: Nah, it's because they're all white.
Scandinavians: Why don't you try investing in your people and see how it goes?
US: We'd rather try the all white thing.
Scandinavians: It's because we invest in our people.
US: Nah, it's because they're all white.
Scandinavians: Why don't you try investing in your people and see how it goes?
US: We'd rather try the all white thing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reports: Scandinavian countries doing great!
Scandinavians: It's because we invest in our people.
US: Nah, it's because they're all white.
Scandinavians: Why don't you try investing in your people and see how it goes?
US: We'd rather try the all white thing.
Scandinavians: It's because we invest in our people.
US: Nah, it's because they're all white.
Scandinavians: Why don't you try investing in your people and see how it goes?
US: We'd rather try the all white thing.
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If you say things on TV like "Raping an 8yo is worse than raping a 15yo" you should be launched into a volcano
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you say things on TV like "Raping an 8yo is worse than raping a 15yo" you should be launched into a volcano
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🎶 Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING*
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎶 Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING*
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
i guess i assumed Felix's wife threw him out because he was too persnickety or something but now that i'm older i wonder what the hell he really did
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i guess i assumed Felix's wife threw him out because he was too persnickety or something but now that i'm older i wonder what the hell he really did
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someone convince Trump he could clear all this up with a quick Chotiner interview
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
someone convince Trump he could clear all this up with a quick Chotiner interview
maybe this is finally happening
1. trump loses, screams bloody murder but coup fizzles
2. trump claims title of "president in exile," leaves U.S. for some nation with no extradition treaty, remains unpleasantly influential in U.S. politics
2. trump claims title of "president in exile," leaves U.S. for some nation with no extradition treaty, remains unpleasantly influential in U.S. politics
i think every political poster on Bluesky should be required to pre-register at least two election takes
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
maybe this is finally happening
🎶 Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING*
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎶 Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING*
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
those cats were FAST AS LIGHTNING** 🎶
*emailing Jeffrey Epstein
**total fucking sociopaths
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time to start showing the president the door
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
time to start showing the president the door