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Don't let em know where your geese lay.
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Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body
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Garrett Whitlock in 32 games since the start of July:
31 IP, 23 H, 2 ER, 5 BB, 41 K, 0 HR, 0.58 ERA, 17 holds.
Sox went 26-6.
Don’t think people nationally realize how crucial he has been to the Red Sox’ success.
31 IP, 23 H, 2 ER, 5 BB, 41 K, 0 HR, 0.58 ERA, 17 holds.
Sox went 26-6.
Don’t think people nationally realize how crucial he has been to the Red Sox’ success.
September 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Garrett Whitlock in 32 games since the start of July:
31 IP, 23 H, 2 ER, 5 BB, 41 K, 0 HR, 0.58 ERA, 17 holds.
Sox went 26-6.
Don’t think people nationally realize how crucial he has been to the Red Sox’ success.
31 IP, 23 H, 2 ER, 5 BB, 41 K, 0 HR, 0.58 ERA, 17 holds.
Sox went 26-6.
Don’t think people nationally realize how crucial he has been to the Red Sox’ success.
June 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The calf strain to achilles tendon rupture strikes again. What sucks is that this was a topic of discussion--
Pundits openly asked what the consequences would be if Hali kept playing on the calf strain.
#NBAFinals #Indy #okc
Pundits openly asked what the consequences would be if Hali kept playing on the calf strain.
#NBAFinals #Indy #okc
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The calf strain to achilles tendon rupture strikes again. What sucks is that this was a topic of discussion--
Pundits openly asked what the consequences would be if Hali kept playing on the calf strain.
#NBAFinals #Indy #okc
Pundits openly asked what the consequences would be if Hali kept playing on the calf strain.
#NBAFinals #Indy #okc
June 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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WHAT THE MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU ABOUT IRAN.
Iran has suffered at the hands of the West for 75 years - not because of its nuclear aspirations, but because of its fossil fuels. 🧵
Iran has suffered at the hands of the West for 75 years - not because of its nuclear aspirations, but because of its fossil fuels. 🧵
June 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
WHAT THE MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU ABOUT IRAN.
Iran has suffered at the hands of the West for 75 years - not because of its nuclear aspirations, but because of its fossil fuels. 🧵
Iran has suffered at the hands of the West for 75 years - not because of its nuclear aspirations, but because of its fossil fuels. 🧵
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I strongly oppose Israel’s attacks against Iran and Iran’s attacks against Israel. Both endanger civilians and risk all-out war.
If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I strongly oppose Israel’s attacks against Iran and Iran’s attacks against Israel. Both endanger civilians and risk all-out war.
If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
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Shame the devil. Always. Let's go Ms Rachel.
May 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Shame the devil. Always. Let's go Ms Rachel.
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I’m not sure God’s dominion extends to El Paso
May 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m not sure God’s dominion extends to El Paso
Not many out-hustle AG! Helluva shot! #NBAPlayoffs
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not many out-hustle AG! Helluva shot! #NBAPlayoffs
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OMG AARON GORDON!!!!
May 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
OMG AARON GORDON!!!!
As someone who's a ball fan, I like all of the Clippers starting 5 plus Nic Batum INDIVIDUALLY. However, I can't get myself to root for the Clippers...
#NBAPlayoffs
#NBAPlayoffs
May 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As someone who's a ball fan, I like all of the Clippers starting 5 plus Nic Batum INDIVIDUALLY. However, I can't get myself to root for the Clippers...
#NBAPlayoffs
#NBAPlayoffs
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Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
April 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
April 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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You haven't studied the legal system very closely if you think that "any accused heroin dealer" is going to get due process, or a righteous appeal. The criminal justice system does not deal out justice. No death penalty can be justified in any case; even the army doesn't kill prisoners.
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You haven't studied the legal system very closely if you think that "any accused heroin dealer" is going to get due process, or a righteous appeal. The criminal justice system does not deal out justice. No death penalty can be justified in any case; even the army doesn't kill prisoners.
I just found out that Jelly Roll and Post Malone aren't the same person.
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just found out that Jelly Roll and Post Malone aren't the same person.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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![Moe: I'm releasing the Epstein files.
[lie detector: buzzes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreibwrew27hzpzyhappmj4gsxjplgv4dmhs5x3c5fzrcnehgyeytd34@jpeg)
![Moe: The heavily redacted Epstein files.
[lie detector: buzzes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreidmktxfxk2zgkzlgfuoc5y2l2fkvtwbac7hlzcheljsasifgkfx6u@jpeg)
![Moe: The part of the Epstein files that the FBI didn't withhold from us.
[lie detector: buzzes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreihbds7qgmnenaoqykoetsxjliqicccqiajk3oosfuxwvetopiq6ue@jpeg)
![Moe: I put a Sears catalog in a binder and gave it to LibsofTikTok.
[lie detector: beeps]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreibv3g54pk56miczmk54vy6nwehzlc5apt2nerlhcbzm3dn4mwmgqa@jpeg)
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That’s why they’re doing nothing. They still assume they can just harness our anger and get back the ball without promising to actually improve anyone’s lives.
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That’s why they’re doing nothing. They still assume they can just harness our anger and get back the ball without promising to actually improve anyone’s lives.
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