Andrew Bolte
@albolte.bsky.social
Pronounced like Nolte. Sporting masochist. Occasional movie buff (Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/BVZv)
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Pinned
The autistic urge to pull in to the Jiffy Lube just as your odometer hits 205,000 miles ☺️
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The autistic urge to pull in to the Jiffy Lube just as your odometer hits 205,000 miles ☺️
Seeing a prime Nique Hawks jersey makes me smile. 😊
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Seeing a prime Nique Hawks jersey makes me smile. 😊
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Apparently Kansas has never beaten a number-1 ranked team at Allen Fieldhouse, which feels impossible
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Apparently Kansas has never beaten a number-1 ranked team at Allen Fieldhouse, which feels impossible
Proved to myself that I can drive for 7 hours yesterday and 7 hours today, but I will feel like garbage later. Thankful for the weekend trip; glad to be home safe.
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Proved to myself that I can drive for 7 hours yesterday and 7 hours today, but I will feel like garbage later. Thankful for the weekend trip; glad to be home safe.
Hot take: basketball should be a Winter Olympics sport. 😌
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Hot take: basketball should be a Winter Olympics sport. 😌
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Remember, every game your favorite team loses comes down to one of very few reasons:
- Players did not care enough
- Coaches did not draw up enough baskets
- NIL (nothing about it in particular, just NIL)
- Conference-wide officiating conspiracy
- Players did not care enough
- Coaches did not draw up enough baskets
- NIL (nothing about it in particular, just NIL)
- Conference-wide officiating conspiracy
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Remember, every game your favorite team loses comes down to one of very few reasons:
- Players did not care enough
- Coaches did not draw up enough baskets
- NIL (nothing about it in particular, just NIL)
- Conference-wide officiating conspiracy
- Players did not care enough
- Coaches did not draw up enough baskets
- NIL (nothing about it in particular, just NIL)
- Conference-wide officiating conspiracy
Rochdale up 2-0 at halftime; NM Utd down 3-0 in their preseason opener. ☯️
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Rochdale up 2-0 at halftime; NM Utd down 3-0 in their preseason opener. ☯️
The delightful thing about late night AM radio is you can occasionally stumble across shows like “I Was a Communist for the FBI”.
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The delightful thing about late night AM radio is you can occasionally stumble across shows like “I Was a Communist for the FBI”.
When I see New Mexico United put out training photos on social media
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
When I see New Mexico United put out training photos on social media
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The last USL Championship CBA expired a month ago, and we're barely a month away from the 2026 season. Where do things stand?
For @backheeled.com, I check in on the state of the ongoing negotiations as the specter of a work stoppage looms. www.backheeled.com/usl-cba-tens...
For @backheeled.com, I check in on the state of the ongoing negotiations as the specter of a work stoppage looms. www.backheeled.com/usl-cba-tens...
Tension increases in USL CBA talks: Healthcare, hotels & more questions
Significant disagreements remain between the Players Association and the USL Championship. Is a work stoppage brewing?
www.backheeled.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The last USL Championship CBA expired a month ago, and we're barely a month away from the 2026 season. Where do things stand?
For @backheeled.com, I check in on the state of the ongoing negotiations as the specter of a work stoppage looms. www.backheeled.com/usl-cba-tens...
For @backheeled.com, I check in on the state of the ongoing negotiations as the specter of a work stoppage looms. www.backheeled.com/usl-cba-tens...
Just because you know in your heart this is how the season was always going to end doesn’t make it any easier to accept when it happens.
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Just because you know in your heart this is how the season was always going to end doesn’t make it any easier to accept when it happens.
I officially caught up with my backlog of podcasts. I feel so…confused.
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I officially caught up with my backlog of podcasts. I feel so…confused.
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New Mexico United have announced the signing of Jake LaCava and shared a post with him in the #17!
This would indicate that Greg Hurst is about to become the 10th member of the Two-Timers Club, a select group of players who have worn two numbers for United. Our bet is on the #9.
This would indicate that Greg Hurst is about to become the 10th member of the Two-Timers Club, a select group of players who have worn two numbers for United. Our bet is on the #9.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
New Mexico United have announced the signing of Jake LaCava and shared a post with him in the #17!
This would indicate that Greg Hurst is about to become the 10th member of the Two-Timers Club, a select group of players who have worn two numbers for United. Our bet is on the #9.
This would indicate that Greg Hurst is about to become the 10th member of the Two-Timers Club, a select group of players who have worn two numbers for United. Our bet is on the #9.
Your soccer team could never be Rochdale, unless it is already. In which case, hi 👋🏼
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Your soccer team could never be Rochdale, unless it is already. In which case, hi 👋🏼
I would pay a dumb amount of money for Blu-rays of the 2014 playoff run
OOO, I know this! I know which three games!
In the 15 years of Mike Trout’s career, including that wild run where he was better than Mickey Mantle, the Angels have played in three (3!) postseason games.
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I would pay a dumb amount of money for Blu-rays of the 2014 playoff run
A literal wallet inspector!
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A literal wallet inspector!
There are no moral victories, but nearly pulling off the smash-and-grab at SDSU should feel better than it does
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
There are no moral victories, but nearly pulling off the smash-and-grab at SDSU should feel better than it does
I feel really bad for the Bills, but all I can say today is better them than us. 😮💨
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I feel really bad for the Bills, but all I can say today is better them than us. 😮💨
Some Harry Potter, some John Ford silent films, as one does. #LastFourWatched
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Some Harry Potter, some John Ford silent films, as one does. #LastFourWatched
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well I'm glad we can agree on this
Grief over pet death can be as strong as that for family member, survey shows
Researcher calls for guidelines for diagnosing prolonged grief disorder to be expanded to cover people mourning pets
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
well I'm glad we can agree on this
Apparently my car is running lean. 😬 More tests and diagnostics incoming.
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Apparently my car is running lean. 😬 More tests and diagnostics incoming.
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If you’re in the office coughing up a lung and it’s Friday afternoon, please, just go home.
Any other time too, but especially Friday afternoon.
Any other time too, but especially Friday afternoon.
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If you’re in the office coughing up a lung and it’s Friday afternoon, please, just go home.
Any other time too, but especially Friday afternoon.
Any other time too, but especially Friday afternoon.
My desires are…unconventional
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My desires are…unconventional