Planes, Trains, and Andrewmobiles
@albolte.bsky.social
Pronounced like Nolte. Sporting masochist. Occasional movie buff (Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/BVZv)
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Pinned
I’m watching Northwoods baseball and I need cash now
Not any more, they aren’t. This sucks ass.
Art Briles reportedly remerging as head coach of D2's ENMU Greyhounds... the Pride of Portales.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Not any more, they aren’t. This sucks ass.
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Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
I am a few made penalties from being the kid with the dodgeball in the prophecy meme
My head and heart won’t let me say what I want to happen, for fear of jinxing it, so:
Head: Pittsburgh
Heart: Anyone but Phoenix
Head: Pittsburgh
Heart: Anyone but Phoenix
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am a few made penalties from being the kid with the dodgeball in the prophecy meme
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Do we really need to have ICE recruitment ads during the USL Championship final? 👎
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do we really need to have ICE recruitment ads during the USL Championship final? 👎
You CANNOT say “Dick rising to the occasion” on network TV
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You CANNOT say “Dick rising to the occasion” on network TV
I have to watch the USL Championship final on streaming because my antenna refuses to pick up CBS right now.
Ah, technology. 🙃
Ah, technology. 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have to watch the USL Championship final on streaming because my antenna refuses to pick up CBS right now.
Ah, technology. 🙃
Ah, technology. 🙃
When you were one step from being on that stage, watching the USL Championship is a rough go 😣
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When you were one step from being on that stage, watching the USL Championship is a rough go 😣
Starting up an attempt at a deathless run in Fallout 3, which is the definition of foolishness
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Starting up an attempt at a deathless run in Fallout 3, which is the definition of foolishness
Crispy outside, soft inside 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Crispy outside, soft inside 🥺
Easier to fix the final matchup; let’s do that
Uhm ... I'm not sure in which universe the @USL_HQ is living in.
But I'm quite sure, that the #USLPlayoffs final is Tulsa v Pittsburgh and not just @unitedfrontpod.bsky.social smooching @rifcpodcast.bsky.social . Although I'd watch it.
Sooo, please fix your YouTube thumbnails! :D
But I'm quite sure, that the #USLPlayoffs final is Tulsa v Pittsburgh and not just @unitedfrontpod.bsky.social smooching @rifcpodcast.bsky.social . Although I'd watch it.
Sooo, please fix your YouTube thumbnails! :D
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Easier to fix the final matchup; let’s do that
If it’s pink, your salmonella is a girl
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If it’s pink, your salmonella is a girl
ESPN absolutely does NOT need to have a countdown timer for the CFP Top 25 show that features time remaining in HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ESPN absolutely does NOT need to have a countdown timer for the CFP Top 25 show that features time remaining in HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND
Watch me stumble through an on-camera and get everything wrong 🙃🙃🙃
NEW #FCTULSA VLOG
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
FC Tulsa ADVANCES to First USL Championship Final in Club History!
YouTube video by Soccer Zombie
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watch me stumble through an on-camera and get everything wrong 🙃🙃🙃
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
Rewatching the 5-2 match at Tulsa. Take away my car keys. #SomosUnidos
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rewatching the 5-2 match at Tulsa. Take away my car keys. #SomosUnidos
I like to think that if we were hosting the conference finals, we’d at least allow the away supporters to bring one drum and one flag on a pole. 😔
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I like to think that if we were hosting the conference finals, we’d at least allow the away supporters to bring one drum and one flag on a pole. 😔
Pretty cool that NM United sold out of their initial ticket allotment and at least one busload of fans for a match that’s 10 hours’ drive away 🖤💛 #SomosUnidos
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Pretty cool that NM United sold out of their initial ticket allotment and at least one busload of fans for a match that’s 10 hours’ drive away 🖤💛 #SomosUnidos
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Moments from extra time, Dayonn Harris sends @newmexicoutd.bsky.social into its first #USL-C Western Conference Final before more than 10,000 fans at Isotopes Park.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Moments from extra time, Dayonn Harris sends @newmexicoutd.bsky.social into its first #USL-C Western Conference Final before more than 10,000 fans at Isotopes Park.
Heartbreak in Spokane. 💔 #USLLeague1
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Heartbreak in Spokane. 💔 #USLLeague1
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social We’ll see you Friday/Saturday/Sunday ☺️
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social We’ll see you Friday/Saturday/Sunday ☺️
How did that actually happen #SomosUnidos
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
How did that actually happen #SomosUnidos
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NEW: Playoff preview time! I dig into all six matches across the Championship and League One, setting the table with a key clip (or two) to break down the tactical battles that matter most.
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
Tape Session: the USL playoffs' second round
Previewing this weekend’s action across the Championship and League One
www.usltactics.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
NEW: Playoff preview time! I dig into all six matches across the Championship and League One, setting the table with a key clip (or two) to break down the tactical battles that matter most.
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
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“There’s a lot of things that are pointing towards that we should win, but now we have to earn that right every time we step onto the field,” @newmexicoutd.bsky.social HC Dennis Sanchez
#SomosUnidos is looking to reach the #USL-C Western Final on Saturday.
www.santafenewmexican.com/sports/new-m...
#SomosUnidos is looking to reach the #USL-C Western Final on Saturday.
www.santafenewmexican.com/sports/new-m...
New Mexico United set to host USL playoff this weekend
Progress is the name of the game when it comes to New Mexico United soccer this season.
www.santafenewmexican.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“There’s a lot of things that are pointing towards that we should win, but now we have to earn that right every time we step onto the field,” @newmexicoutd.bsky.social HC Dennis Sanchez
#SomosUnidos is looking to reach the #USL-C Western Final on Saturday.
www.santafenewmexican.com/sports/new-m...
#SomosUnidos is looking to reach the #USL-C Western Final on Saturday.
www.santafenewmexican.com/sports/new-m...