Planes, Trains, and Andrewmobiles
@albolte.bsky.social
Pronounced like Nolte. Sporting masochist. Occasional movie buff (Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/BVZv)
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Rochdale AFC // NM United // KC Royals // UNM
Pinned
I’m watching Northwoods baseball and I need cash now
My timeline is all UNM Lobos things.
On BlueSky. UNM Lobos. My god. 😀
On BlueSky. UNM Lobos. My god. 😀
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My timeline is all UNM Lobos things.
On BlueSky. UNM Lobos. My god. 😀
On BlueSky. UNM Lobos. My god. 😀
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A truly unfathomable sequence of events brought us to this moment.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A truly unfathomable sequence of events brought us to this moment.
New Mexico finding a way to win a game that they needed, even after doing multiple things to try to give it away…unreal 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New Mexico finding a way to win a game that they needed, even after doing multiple things to try to give it away…unreal 🥲
Me after standing in line for 10 minutes for a beer: It’s time to bring back cash transactions to sporting events
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me after standing in line for 10 minutes for a beer: It’s time to bring back cash transactions to sporting events
I usually am anti-banter, but this is outstanding.
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I usually am anti-banter, but this is outstanding.
If you don’t have sliced bread for turkey sandwiches, may I suggest really leaning into the skid and using a flour tortilla to keep that bird together
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you don’t have sliced bread for turkey sandwiches, may I suggest really leaning into the skid and using a flour tortilla to keep that bird together
What a journey that was 😅
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What a journey that was 😅
A little pre-turkey stuffing. 🏀
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A little pre-turkey stuffing. 🏀
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System was a fun FPS/platformer that I wish I was a little better at
Name a PlayStation 2 game.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System was a fun FPS/platformer that I wish I was a little better at
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‘The reaction was anger’ - North Carolina FC’s shutdown for a potential USL Division One return carries a real human cost
www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
‘The reaction was anger’ - North Carolina FC’s shutdown for a potential USL Division One return carries a real human cost | Goal.com US
GOAL spoke to a number of former NCFC players, who outlined the harsh realities of a volatile league after being made redundant 4 days before a playoff game
www.goal.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
‘The reaction was anger’ - North Carolina FC’s shutdown for a potential USL Division One return carries a real human cost
www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not any more, they aren’t. This sucks ass.
Art Briles reportedly remerging as head coach of D2's ENMU Greyhounds... the Pride of Portales.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Not any more, they aren’t. This sucks ass.
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Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
I am a few made penalties from being the kid with the dodgeball in the prophecy meme
My head and heart won’t let me say what I want to happen, for fear of jinxing it, so:
Head: Pittsburgh
Heart: Anyone but Phoenix
Head: Pittsburgh
Heart: Anyone but Phoenix
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am a few made penalties from being the kid with the dodgeball in the prophecy meme
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Do we really need to have ICE recruitment ads during the USL Championship final? 👎
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do we really need to have ICE recruitment ads during the USL Championship final? 👎
You CANNOT say “Dick rising to the occasion” on network TV
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You CANNOT say “Dick rising to the occasion” on network TV
I have to watch the USL Championship final on streaming because my antenna refuses to pick up CBS right now.
Ah, technology. 🙃
Ah, technology. 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have to watch the USL Championship final on streaming because my antenna refuses to pick up CBS right now.
Ah, technology. 🙃
Ah, technology. 🙃
When you were one step from being on that stage, watching the USL Championship is a rough go 😣
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When you were one step from being on that stage, watching the USL Championship is a rough go 😣
Starting up an attempt at a deathless run in Fallout 3, which is the definition of foolishness
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Starting up an attempt at a deathless run in Fallout 3, which is the definition of foolishness
Crispy outside, soft inside 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Crispy outside, soft inside 🥺
Easier to fix the final matchup; let’s do that
Uhm ... I'm not sure in which universe the @USL_HQ is living in.
But I'm quite sure, that the #USLPlayoffs final is Tulsa v Pittsburgh and not just @unitedfrontpod.bsky.social smooching @rifcpodcast.bsky.social . Although I'd watch it.
Sooo, please fix your YouTube thumbnails! :D
But I'm quite sure, that the #USLPlayoffs final is Tulsa v Pittsburgh and not just @unitedfrontpod.bsky.social smooching @rifcpodcast.bsky.social . Although I'd watch it.
Sooo, please fix your YouTube thumbnails! :D
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Easier to fix the final matchup; let’s do that
If it’s pink, your salmonella is a girl
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If it’s pink, your salmonella is a girl
ESPN absolutely does NOT need to have a countdown timer for the CFP Top 25 show that features time remaining in HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ESPN absolutely does NOT need to have a countdown timer for the CFP Top 25 show that features time remaining in HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND