Adam J. Wearing Novelty 2026 Glasses
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Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
Hello, I'd like to use one (1) internet, please.
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Hello, I'd like to use one (1) internet, please.
Fine, I'll say it: I don't think Kirby Smart should have called the "Gunnar Stockton gets obliterated immediately" play. That's not a 4th-down call.
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Fine, I'll say it: I don't think Kirby Smart should have called the "Gunnar Stockton gets obliterated immediately" play. That's not a 4th-down call.
FUN FACT: "Ole Miss" is an abbreviation for "Old Missouri."
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
FUN FACT: "Ole Miss" is an abbreviation for "Old Missouri."
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Insert obligatory sarcasm about how NIL would only lock in the Alabamas of the world at the top of CFB.
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Insert obligatory sarcasm about how NIL would only lock in the Alabamas of the world at the top of CFB.
Kirk sounds like the Bama team bus backed over his golden retriever.
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Kirk sounds like the Bama team bus backed over his golden retriever.
Bama's 7-2 against the Sagarin Top 30. They've beaten plenty of somebody. And Indiana has had those boys in the Sharpshooter from the opening gun.
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Bama's 7-2 against the Sagarin Top 30. They've beaten plenty of somebody. And Indiana has had those boys in the Sharpshooter from the opening gun.
Ty Simpson: OUT (internal organs resemble car ejection victim)
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ty Simpson: OUT (internal organs resemble car ejection victim)
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Alabama is making the case that both they and Oklahoma should not have been in the CFP.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Alabama is making the case that both they and Oklahoma should not have been in the CFP.
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Even worse: A and B are not mutually exclusive
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Even worse: A and B are not mutually exclusive
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What a dot from Mendoza
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What a dot from Mendoza
Sarratt, on point.
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sarratt, on point.
Is he someone children would ever be expected to recognize? You bet he's not!
Why this character? He’s not funny, charismatic, insightful, inspirational, colorful, unique, or otherwise memorable in any way. Why keep trying to make him happen?
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Is he someone children would ever be expected to recognize? You bet he's not!
Samuel L. Jackson reading a Christmas story about a credit card ad character to a room full of children.
Couple QQs: Why? Where are the children's parents? Shouldn't he be telling THEM about credit cards? Why is this character (secretly?) in the room with them(?) passing out hot chocolate(???)
Couple QQs: Why? Where are the children's parents? Shouldn't he be telling THEM about credit cards? Why is this character (secretly?) in the room with them(?) passing out hot chocolate(???)
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Samuel L. Jackson reading a Christmas story about a credit card ad character to a room full of children.
Couple QQs: Why? Where are the children's parents? Shouldn't he be telling THEM about credit cards? Why is this character (secretly?) in the room with them(?) passing out hot chocolate(???)
Couple QQs: Why? Where are the children's parents? Shouldn't he be telling THEM about credit cards? Why is this character (secretly?) in the room with them(?) passing out hot chocolate(???)
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Baffling that the Rose Bowl gets ridiculed for tradition when its arrogance is what keeps it from being overrun by the contemporary sports media ecosystem.
Elitist? Absolutely, but I’d rather it be self-sustained than just another Thing that’s taken over the sport. TLDR: Sunsets rule, actually.
Elitist? Absolutely, but I’d rather it be self-sustained than just another Thing that’s taken over the sport. TLDR: Sunsets rule, actually.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Baffling that the Rose Bowl gets ridiculed for tradition when its arrogance is what keeps it from being overrun by the contemporary sports media ecosystem.
Elitist? Absolutely, but I’d rather it be self-sustained than just another Thing that’s taken over the sport. TLDR: Sunsets rule, actually.
Elitist? Absolutely, but I’d rather it be self-sustained than just another Thing that’s taken over the sport. TLDR: Sunsets rule, actually.
Curt Cignetti's program-building strategy revealed: injecting his roster with a little-known, glowing blue substance called "Mindfr33k"
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Curt Cignetti's program-building strategy revealed: injecting his roster with a little-known, glowing blue substance called "Mindfr33k"
Kirk Herbstreit with an excellent point: Ty Simpson should simply have foreseen his fumble, and just downed himself instead.
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Kirk Herbstreit with an excellent point: Ty Simpson should simply have foreseen his fumble, and just downed himself instead.
I've seen enough: Charlie has climbed ahead of Ted Danson in the Becker Power Index.
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I've seen enough: Charlie has climbed ahead of Ted Danson in the Becker Power Index.
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Kristy took off a heel so she wouldn’t tower over Chat
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Kristy took off a heel so she wouldn’t tower over Chat
Britt Prince has been downgraded to Britt El DeBarge.
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Britt Prince has been downgraded to Britt El DeBarge.
Glad that elbow is getting another look from the refs. That second angle is really bad for Maupin.
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Glad that elbow is getting another look from the refs. That second angle is really bad for Maupin.
IU 34-19 tonight. Ty Simpson looks like he's too worried about litter boxes in school bathrooms.
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
IU 34-19 tonight. Ty Simpson looks like he's too worried about litter boxes in school bathrooms.
That is a BANANAS catch. Even more spectacular on replay, and it already looked great live.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
That is a BANANAS catch. Even more spectacular on replay, and it already looked great live.
You name a kid Stone Harrington, you get kicks like that.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
You name a kid Stone Harrington, you get kicks like that.
Oregon: We make Yugo.
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Oregon: We make Yugo.
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Happy New Year friends www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_qk...
Stephen Colbert Joins The Mountain Goats To Perform 'This Year'
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January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Happy New Year friends www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_qk...