Adam J.
@adamj.bsky.social
Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
I don’t care what the fuck your name is, we had to get our own laundry!
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don’t care what the fuck your name is, we had to get our own laundry!
Step 1: Rob Pelinka hires Nico Harrison
Step 2: Pelinka incapacitated for 24 hours for routine face tightening
Step 3: Interim Lakers GM Harrison announces trade of Luka Doncic to Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis
Step 2: Pelinka incapacitated for 24 hours for routine face tightening
Step 3: Interim Lakers GM Harrison announces trade of Luka Doncic to Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Step 1: Rob Pelinka hires Nico Harrison
Step 2: Pelinka incapacitated for 24 hours for routine face tightening
Step 3: Interim Lakers GM Harrison announces trade of Luka Doncic to Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis
Step 2: Pelinka incapacitated for 24 hours for routine face tightening
Step 3: Interim Lakers GM Harrison announces trade of Luka Doncic to Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis
Are you guys winning your arguments with screenshots today?
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Are you guys winning your arguments with screenshots today?
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We have the whole Roy G Biv.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We have the whole Roy G Biv.
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I've never seen the Aurora Borealis this intense from the southern part of the state. The entire sky is red and the Lights are completely visible with the naked eye here in SE Minnesota. Green vertical lights even in the southwest sky. Thanks for the fireworks, SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've never seen the Aurora Borealis this intense from the southern part of the state. The entire sky is red and the Lights are completely visible with the naked eye here in SE Minnesota. Green vertical lights even in the southwest sky. Thanks for the fireworks, SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
Iowa, midwest, whatever. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK NORTH. ASAP.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Iowa, midwest, whatever. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK NORTH. ASAP.
What do straight people do with good drag queen ideas?
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What do straight people do with good drag queen ideas?
Suddenly, that walk back to the car is a lot longer and colder.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Suddenly, that walk back to the car is a lot longer and colder.
Two points were the difference. Woof.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Two points were the difference. Woof.
Oh, that is a magical throw.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh, that is a magical throw.
Kamari did not. There is no way.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Kamari did not. There is no way.
Tuioti hurt his shoulder throwing it at a tackle for no real reason. You love that motor of his, absolutely, but we're all still meatbags.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tuioti hurt his shoulder throwing it at a tackle for no real reason. You love that motor of his, absolutely, but we're all still meatbags.
That Phillips catch is a lot closer than it looked live (comically out of bounds)
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That Phillips catch is a lot closer than it looked live (comically out of bounds)
NCAA with a victory lap commercial about all the incredible progress courts had to force them to implement
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NCAA with a victory lap commercial about all the incredible progress courts had to force them to implement
1st and 23 is a fun one.
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
1st and 23 is a fun one.
His mom left five (5) minutes ago, tops.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
His mom left five (5) minutes ago, tops.
Feel especially bad for that Oregon player. You injure your ankle AND your socks are wet?
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Feel especially bad for that Oregon player. You injure your ankle AND your socks are wet?
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dan lanning after taking a 2-0 lead on kirk ferentz because of a special teams safety
a man is sitting on a bus and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is sitting on a bus and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
dan lanning after taking a 2-0 lead on kirk ferentz because of a special teams safety
Well, that IS a long snap.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Well, that IS a long snap.
Iowa fans walking home from Kinnick, October 27, 2001:
Legitimately probably the best catch I’ve ever seen. What the fuck man.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Iowa fans walking home from Kinnick, October 27, 2001:
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I am at a loss for words. what a drive. what a throw. what a catch.
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am at a loss for words. what a drive. what a throw. what a catch.
Oh my fucking god Indiana
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh my fucking god Indiana
Love these Coke ads where drinking it is presented as some brave, iconoclastic act of defiance. Coke, the market leader whose main competitor sends most Americans into a semiferal state when a waitress merely asks if it's okay
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Love these Coke ads where drinking it is presented as some brave, iconoclastic act of defiance. Coke, the market leader whose main competitor sends most Americans into a semiferal state when a waitress merely asks if it's okay
Goddammit that's good
He dreamed he'd be the best
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Goddammit that's good