Chux Hansum
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Clayton Kershaw is just the fourth left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts but he's the first left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts after scrawling a transparently homophobic message on his cap a couple of weeks previously.
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Clayton Kershaw is just the fourth left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts but he's the first left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts after scrawling a transparently homophobic message on his cap a couple of weeks previously.
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I’m an idiot in a lot of ways, but being anti-war has never failed me.
June 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m an idiot in a lot of ways, but being anti-war has never failed me.
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Enrique Hernandez speaks out about the immigration raids and ... well, just things in general, on Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DK5t9AlPVfA/
June 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Enrique Hernandez speaks out about the immigration raids and ... well, just things in general, on Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DK5t9AlPVfA/
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Psycho Killer by Talking Heads has finally gotten an official music video. It dropped 15 minutes ago. The song was released in 1977.
:)
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
:)
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
June 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads has finally gotten an official music video. It dropped 15 minutes ago. The song was released in 1977.
:)
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
:)
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
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priest: when was your last confession
me: I'm gonna be real with you. some teens outside are calling me the Glizzy Goblin so I need to finish these hotdogs in here
me: I'm gonna be real with you. some teens outside are calling me the Glizzy Goblin so I need to finish these hotdogs in here
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
priest: when was your last confession
me: I'm gonna be real with you. some teens outside are calling me the Glizzy Goblin so I need to finish these hotdogs in here
me: I'm gonna be real with you. some teens outside are calling me the Glizzy Goblin so I need to finish these hotdogs in here
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As called by Jason Kosmicki on Nuggets radio:
May 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
As called by Jason Kosmicki on Nuggets radio:
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Sir, another mousey has hit the scratching post
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sir, another mousey has hit the scratching post
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bed making is a scam by big mom to sell more chores
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
bed making is a scam by big mom to sell more chores
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I think most people (myself included) don’t have an intuition for orders of magnitude (e.g., the difference between millionaire and billionaire).
One way to appreciate this is time, since we all experience it. Here's the difference between a thousand, a million, and a billion seconds.
One way to appreciate this is time, since we all experience it. Here's the difference between a thousand, a million, and a billion seconds.
September 18, 2024 at 10:29 AM
I think most people (myself included) don’t have an intuition for orders of magnitude (e.g., the difference between millionaire and billionaire).
One way to appreciate this is time, since we all experience it. Here's the difference between a thousand, a million, and a billion seconds.
One way to appreciate this is time, since we all experience it. Here's the difference between a thousand, a million, and a billion seconds.
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Me, reading the news every day
March 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Me, reading the news every day
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I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.
January 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
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Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul
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I'm a stay-at-home uncle
November 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I'm a stay-at-home uncle
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HEARTBREAKING: The LA Dodgers did the thing your baseball team can do at any point
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
HEARTBREAKING: The LA Dodgers did the thing your baseball team can do at any point
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I live in Atlanta and Lil Jon taught me that word means only one thing, I will only "post" on this website
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I live in Atlanta and Lil Jon taught me that word means only one thing, I will only "post" on this website
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as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
Me, @pete-colorado.bsky.social, @jspinzz.bsky.social, and @cwhite5044.bsky.social are all here. This platform is officially cool now
November 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Me, @pete-colorado.bsky.social, @jspinzz.bsky.social, and @cwhite5044.bsky.social are all here. This platform is officially cool now
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“Get the fuck out of my house.”
September 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
“Get the fuck out of my house.”
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Hi everyone let's talk about the Carlisle 52 series of cups, in particular the Carlisle 5216, a topic about which I am extremely normal. In my estimation, a triumph of thoughtful industrial design and is probably my favorite ever mass produced object. 🧵
oh also i stole this from the brewery where we had lunch earlier
October 14, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Hi everyone let's talk about the Carlisle 52 series of cups, in particular the Carlisle 5216, a topic about which I am extremely normal. In my estimation, a triumph of thoughtful industrial design and is probably my favorite ever mass produced object. 🧵
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If you comment on a YouTube concert with the timestamps of all the songs you should automatically get into heaven
October 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
If you comment on a YouTube concert with the timestamps of all the songs you should automatically get into heaven