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Chuck Smash
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I LOVE you Dr. Zaius!
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I had assumed after senate democrats publicly conspired to destroy any leverage they had by voting to pass Trump's godawful bill to reopen the government, I would finally stop having to hear about how they are brave and good and will save us all, but it appears that is not the case
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some of you the week we find out the New York Times is enmeshed with a bunch of elite pedophiles

“Here’s an article in the New York Times”
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
me when I’m thirsty as fuck
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
DEAR GOD! ITS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE TOWER!
My home office view:
#Birds over #ProspectPark in #Brooklyn and the World Trade Center in Downtown #Manhattan.

#Photography #NewYork #NYC
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Huffing Rhydo with my boy Saw Gerrera
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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No im cis lol, im just a liar.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“most of of the time I agree with pedophiles”
REPUBLICAN REP. MASSIE: “I vote with my party 91% of the time… But when they're protecting pedophiles, blowing our budget, starting wars overseas — I'm sorry, I can't go along with that.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Predator badlands was so fucking sick!
Dan trachtenberg for president!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I would say this is how every Democrat should be talking but pretty much every Democrat is on board with the imperial project so
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Breaking: someone has finally said “no” to Bari Weiss
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Scientology except instead of good movies they make shitty cars
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.

Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Damn they don’t even have a cricut over there?
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
She gets her power from the earths yellow sun
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
HeLL yeah it’s time to start CHEATING
[Martino] The Mets are hiring Troy Snitker as their next hitting coach. Snitker served as a hitting coach with the Astros from 2019-2025 and is the son of former Braves manager Brian Snitker.

#NewYorkMets #MetsNation #LGM
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Been laughing at this for 24 hours
October 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This shit fucking rules
October 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*dumb guy rubbing his chin*
sure this’ll hurt me—but maybe—maybe it'll hurt my neighbor too
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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you could have decided to be better, but you didn't, and then when your kids do it's time to bring in THE ENTIRE MURDER MACHINE THAT IS THE STATE to punish them for being queer, or autistic, or uninterested in your car-dealership dynasty, or willing to date outside their race
September 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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and there is maybe no greater sense of betrayal than being abused your whole life and told you'll get your turn as the big bad patriarch/matriarch playing with your own little puppets, only to have them turn around and say "i don't have to take this" — because *you* didn't have to take it, either
September 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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and it's all because those kids are brilliant, they're shining stars, they're unequivocally BETTER THAN YOU.

nothing scarier than someone who's willing to *break the chain.* that's why they gotta be strangled with all the fury that the dead hand of tradition can muster.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Really embarrassing also to be in that crowd giving a huge pop cuase he said a show they know
Here’s how Jimmy Fallon responded to Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off air:
September 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
TASK:

cut from mark ruffalo dipping his head in ice water to cure his hangover to the coolest guy ever
“damn I need hoagie”
September 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM