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Christine Jones
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Genius, providing it can be done in 24 hours with very little forward planning.

Menopausal mum, trainee English teacher, rookie comedian, knitter, writer, among others things rookie. She/her.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Any Dry Cleaning fans in the Netherlands interested in coming with me to see them next April in the Melkweg? www.melkweg.nl/nl/agenda/dr...
Dry Cleaning | Melkweg Amsterdam
Het Zuid-Londense Dry Cleaning vertelt verhalen op hun eigen, fluisterende manier. Met de ijzig kalme delivery van frontvrouw Florence Shaw en de opzwepende gitaar van Tom Dowse groeide de band in no ...
www.melkweg.nl
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ideal place for about 50 books. For about a minute give or take?
October 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Sometimes the worst days are the best. I delivered a terrible lesson today, then beat myself up, then had wonderful conversations with colleagues and cleared a lot of tension in the process.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If Disney can cancel presenters for freedom of expression, I'm cancelling my Disney subs. Can't cope with any satire of the Kim Jong Un of the US? - I'm not paying for Disney to fund Maga, especially with all the double speak in the media.
September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Ironically, it appears that AI chatbots hallucinate for the same reason that students feel compelled to use them:

They were socialized in a high-stakes testing culture that rewards guessing and maybe getting it right over admitting when there's something you just don't know.
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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This is atrocious on SO MANY LEVELS. Using the US Army against a US State is illegal, immoral and heinous - again. Completely apart from this, my father was one of five artists who won an Oscar for this film. I cannot even fathom this perversion of art - again. Apocalypse Now was an ANTI-WAR film!
A war against Chicago? An absolute disgrace from a traitor to America.
September 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Eventually we'll catch up to Ukrainians in the dark humor game. Good step forward!
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This looks disturbingly like David Tennant is playing Peter Capaldi
That Blackpool wig shop seems to be doing good business
September 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Pets at Home, Im really not sure we should be giving cats access to a ouija board.
September 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Happy weekend!

Here’s a 3,500 year-old Minoan clay flask decorated with a spectacular wide-eyed octopus! 🐙😍

From Palaikastro, a Bronze Age settlement site on the island of Crete.

Heraklion Archaeological Museum. 📷 by me

#Archaeology
August 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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We’ve long known Samuel Pepys was a sleazebag, but Guy de la Bedoyere’s new edition of his journal reveals it was way worse than that — he was a relentless sexual predator www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
The Confessions of Samuel Pepys by Guy de la Bédoyère review – journal of a predator
Newly decoded extracts expose the celebrated 17th-century diarist and naval administrator as a rapacious abuser
www.theguardian.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
August 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Karl: The transformation has been gradual and unmistakable.

By February, some golden urns on the mantle.

April, gold adornments appear on the walls.

By July, it's gold everywhere.

Just this week more scaffolding popped up, even more new gold trim appeared.
August 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ely, again. From whens the boys were spawned. My third Pride event this year too! I spent an unprecedented amount of dosh on locally made pretty things from the stalls there.
August 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Almost 3 wks at Dad's place in Newbury. A working holiday - installed a washer dryer, fixed doorbell, cut his hair, cooking etc but in the meantime, bike rides, stargazing, cider in the 'spoons, walking around Greenham Common and a day trip to the British Library with dear friend Charlotte.
July 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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We have always made delightful little guys.
July 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Love moments like this. Public Enemy meets Mavis Staples ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
‘Intrinsically connected’: how human neurodiversity could help save nature | Biodiversity | The Guardian share.google/dcA2tWtlJNlH...
‘Intrinsically connected’: how human neurodiversity could help save nature
Biodiversity is linked to people’s diversity, and nature lends itself to people who are different, says author Joe Harkness
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July 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM