Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
Pope Leo has accumulated more wins in one year than the White Sox in the last hundred.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Pope Leo has accumulated more wins in one year than the White Sox in the last hundred.
Is Kat’s best friend married to Jonathan Kay?
Best friend’s husband ate dog treats on accident 🚨
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is Kat’s best friend married to Jonathan Kay?
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Scrubs S6, E6.
A disappointing lack of Ted (Sam Lloyd), but there are legit bangers (Guy Love, Rant Song), homages to many musicals, and the finale (What’s Going to Happen) is surprisingly emotional.
Also, Judy Reyes acts through a fractured pelvis and they hide that Sarah Chalke can’t sing at all
A disappointing lack of Ted (Sam Lloyd), but there are legit bangers (Guy Love, Rant Song), homages to many musicals, and the finale (What’s Going to Happen) is surprisingly emotional.
Also, Judy Reyes acts through a fractured pelvis and they hide that Sarah Chalke can’t sing at all
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Scrubs S6, E6.
A disappointing lack of Ted (Sam Lloyd), but there are legit bangers (Guy Love, Rant Song), homages to many musicals, and the finale (What’s Going to Happen) is surprisingly emotional.
Also, Judy Reyes acts through a fractured pelvis and they hide that Sarah Chalke can’t sing at all
A disappointing lack of Ted (Sam Lloyd), but there are legit bangers (Guy Love, Rant Song), homages to many musicals, and the finale (What’s Going to Happen) is surprisingly emotional.
Also, Judy Reyes acts through a fractured pelvis and they hide that Sarah Chalke can’t sing at all
Someone posted yesterday about how many white dudes are, for the first time, experiencing the frustration of something being obvious and damning and horrifying and yet the white guy who did it is skating free. I wish I'd saved the tweet because they deserve the credit for the framing but holy shit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Someone posted yesterday about how many white dudes are, for the first time, experiencing the frustration of something being obvious and damning and horrifying and yet the white guy who did it is skating free. I wish I'd saved the tweet because they deserve the credit for the framing but holy shit.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
That bastion of liberal democracy, the Catholic Church, really showing those fascists, the United States, what’s up.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That bastion of liberal democracy, the Catholic Church, really showing those fascists, the United States, what’s up.
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
What the fucking fuck is the point of Americans bothering to vote at all
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What the fucking fuck is the point of Americans bothering to vote at all
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Sad news just now.
Lenny Wilkens, whose impact on the NBA as a player, coach and ambasssador was immense, died today.
In three years as the Raptors coach, he led team to its first playoff series win and was an integral part of the teams history.
Condolences to his family and those who loved him
Lenny Wilkens, whose impact on the NBA as a player, coach and ambasssador was immense, died today.
In three years as the Raptors coach, he led team to its first playoff series win and was an integral part of the teams history.
Condolences to his family and those who loved him
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sad news just now.
Lenny Wilkens, whose impact on the NBA as a player, coach and ambasssador was immense, died today.
In three years as the Raptors coach, he led team to its first playoff series win and was an integral part of the teams history.
Condolences to his family and those who loved him
Lenny Wilkens, whose impact on the NBA as a player, coach and ambasssador was immense, died today.
In three years as the Raptors coach, he led team to its first playoff series win and was an integral part of the teams history.
Condolences to his family and those who loved him
This rocks so hard, soccer in Canada has MADE it.
Omg… the Canadian Premier League is being played in Ottawa, in the middle of a crazy snowstorm!
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This rocks so hard, soccer in Canada has MADE it.
Not exaggerating that this is the meanest and most accurate thing I have ever heard somebody say about another person.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not exaggerating that this is the meanest and most accurate thing I have ever heard somebody say about another person.
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Absolutely correct - but also, hear me out, as a Muppet movie.
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Absolutely correct - but also, hear me out, as a Muppet movie.
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There is no way to pick just one favourite because ABBA has a song for every occasion:
✅ musician on tour
✅ making out with your teacher
✅ defeating the French
✅ Spanish American war
✅ musician on tour
✅ making out with your teacher
✅ defeating the French
✅ Spanish American war
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There is no way to pick just one favourite because ABBA has a song for every occasion:
✅ musician on tour
✅ making out with your teacher
✅ defeating the French
✅ Spanish American war
✅ musician on tour
✅ making out with your teacher
✅ defeating the French
✅ Spanish American war
Incredibly funny to me that Don Mattingly lived his entire life without going to the World Series, made it there once, and was like I never want to have to deal with that kind of pressure again, I’m out.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Incredibly funny to me that Don Mattingly lived his entire life without going to the World Series, made it there once, and was like I never want to have to deal with that kind of pressure again, I’m out.
If you like stand up comedy. I cannot possibly recommend Bo Johnson enough. Save the link to check this out for free when it drops on Sunday. I’m so excited.
youtube.com/watch?v=MJJi...
youtube.com/watch?v=MJJi...
Bo Johnson: Two Sailboats | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Bo Johnson
youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you like stand up comedy. I cannot possibly recommend Bo Johnson enough. Save the link to check this out for free when it drops on Sunday. I’m so excited.
youtube.com/watch?v=MJJi...
youtube.com/watch?v=MJJi...
Raimel Tapia at catcher is anazing
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Raimel Tapia at catcher is anazing
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One of my earliest fox photos taken years ago and still one of my favourites #fox #redfox #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
One of my earliest fox photos taken years ago and still one of my favourites #fox #redfox #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature
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They’re giving at The Democrats 2-on-0 fast breaks with Magic and Michael Jordan. They have no idea how to react on defense and their popularity has been cratering consistently for ten straight months.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They’re giving at The Democrats 2-on-0 fast breaks with Magic and Michael Jordan. They have no idea how to react on defense and their popularity has been cratering consistently for ten straight months.