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Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
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Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
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Mamdani style campaign sign, yellow-red text on a blue background, saying Rivers for A Good Nap
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Countdown is on.
Count Rugen’s face and right hand with six fingers
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This is what Bassitt’s hat verse (Isaiah 41:10) references.
A No Fear tshirt
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Springer squashin’ Dodger dreams.
Dark black background with a pumpkin carving of George Springer’s celebratory jump, backlit by candle fire Lights on. Bedroom curtain background with a pumpkin carving of George Springer’s celebratory jump, backlit by candle fire
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Killing it in the GC.
My texts to others saying: Addison Barger is going to be Jose Bautista. Jose Caucista.
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Everything you need to know about Ken Rosenthal you could learn from this picture.
Selfish asshole Ken Rosenthal looks down to the camera man he just knocked over, palm spread wide, refusing to help him up, before walking away and smirking.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The Jays fans all in blue as outlined in the previous tweet
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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It’s time.
Me, rocking my blue leather 92-93 World Series jacket, a sweet blue jays hat, and a little nervous confidence. Go Jays Go.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Pippin gives off Philadelphia Phillies vibes. Just a straight lunatic capable of anything at any time.
Pippin, an all black cat, looking to the side and screaming like an absolute mad man while sitting on his bum. Pippin, an all black cat with green eyes, sitting with his legs sprayed wide open, covering his crotch with the front paw, on top of a leopard print bedspread Pippin, an all black cat with yellow eyes, sitting in an empty reusable colourful shopping bag and looking at the camera like he intends to murder it once it falls asleep
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Katchewan gives off San Diego Padres vibes. Cool and fun and social and chill and approachable.
Katchewan, a medium hair tortoiseshell cat, lying on her back on a gray bedsheet and looking at the camera with green eyes. She’s very pretty.
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Screenshot from a group conversation in which I respond to a friend about how IKF was on base for the springer home run
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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This was in my group chat, which seemed positive
A Jon Morosi tweet from the other place confirming that Bo Bichette is going to play.
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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First of all, I would argue it’s the best card from the set, though the Rickey Henderson MVP card is a close second.

Second, the whole cabinet shot yields some funny labels.
A old library index card catalogue labelled with various baseball card sets and personal collections.
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I finished series 2 of 1991 Donruss like three weeks ago!!!
One drawer of my library card catalogue of baseball cards showing the completed 1991 Donruss S2, green cards in long row, with my left hand barely in frame but clearly showing the Dave Steve no hitter highlights bonus card
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My mom is ready for the game.
A Tom Henke Jays jersey, showing his name and number, draped over a chair, with a thanksgiving table in the background
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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In honour of the Phillies being eliminated, but also the Jays all year long, I revisited an old pan flute classic.
A flow chart asking if you should sac bunt, and the answer always being no
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Brb booking a tattoo appointment
Photo of a tv showing the blue jays logo and the names and stats of the 8 different pitchers they used to beat the fuckin’ Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Everyone on blue sky thinks a different team that didnt make the playoffs could be losing to the Dodgers
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Never a doubt.
DM with a friend where he asks if I’m anxious about the Jays blowing the division lead and me saying no, primarily because of Gaus, Trey, and Bieber.
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Cleveland Guardians are big The Office fans.
Steve Carell as Michael Scott telling Jim “Never, ever, ever give up.”
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Common Cat W
A 180 degree rotated photo of a tabby cat with the classic M marking on its forehead and a crudely drawn red arrow pointing to the marking which is now a W, in case people don’t understand my joke
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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And I mean, My Boy.
Signed game worn Chris Colabello cleats and a signed ball wishing me a happy marriage, plus a lot of different Chris Colabello cards A fined Chris Colabello jersey, and yet more unique baseball cards
September 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It’s been a day. Here’s my cat.
Katchewan, lying in her back on my bed, looking at the camera. A blurred background shows a couple of haphazardly organized bookcases.
September 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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The Turtle Moves.
A fisheye lens photo of the skydome where the zoom is such that the light standards act as legs, the dome as a head, and the stadium as the round body. A distant light source resembles a sun towards which the turtle moves.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Three woodpeckers all getting along in my backyard! (Ish)

Two pileateds and a northern flicker (my favourite).
A green backyard, with ferns and grass and a pair of hanging birdfeeders. One birdfeeder has a large pileated woodpecker, a northern flicker sits on the ground below, and a third pileated woodpecker sits on a tree to the right of Frame.
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM