Tom Wright
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Sports, politics, and other random stuff.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
“Longbottom leaf, the finest fucking pipe weed in the South Farthing”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Longbottom leaf, the finest fucking pipe weed in the South Farthing”
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make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
License to Drive
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
Make a Bond film casual
Yardraker
Yardraker
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
License to Drive
Marty Supreme & No Other Choice tickets acquired
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December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Marty Supreme & No Other Choice tickets acquired
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turns out that marty supreme is just regular marty with sour cream and diced tomatoes *adjusts tie*
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
turns out that marty supreme is just regular marty with sour cream and diced tomatoes *adjusts tie*
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Second row all to myself
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December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Second row all to myself
Josh Johnson, who did NOT retire!
Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Josh Johnson, who did NOT retire!
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Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
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Hey look at that huge empty bunch of seats in Washington. Watch Stranger Things
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey look at that huge empty bunch of seats in Washington. Watch Stranger Things
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Treason for the Season
ALL TIMER prize category for CoC4
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ALL TIMER prize category for CoC4
Great year for Kyle MacLachlan in shows I enjoy
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Great year for Kyle MacLachlan in shows I enjoy
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COOPER: Harry, I know who did it.
TRUMAN: Enlighten me.
COOPER: Miss Scarlett.
TRUMAN (smiling): In one ending, sure. But—
COOPER: But in the second, it was Mrs. Peacock.
TRUMAN: Ok, but—
COOPER: In the third you'll find it was everyone save Mr. Green, an agent of the Bureau.
TRUMAN: ...
LUCY: Wow.
TRUMAN: Enlighten me.
COOPER: Miss Scarlett.
TRUMAN (smiling): In one ending, sure. But—
COOPER: But in the second, it was Mrs. Peacock.
TRUMAN: Ok, but—
COOPER: In the third you'll find it was everyone save Mr. Green, an agent of the Bureau.
TRUMAN: ...
LUCY: Wow.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
COOPER: Harry, I know who did it.
TRUMAN: Enlighten me.
COOPER: Miss Scarlett.
TRUMAN (smiling): In one ending, sure. But—
COOPER: But in the second, it was Mrs. Peacock.
TRUMAN: Ok, but—
COOPER: In the third you'll find it was everyone save Mr. Green, an agent of the Bureau.
TRUMAN: ...
LUCY: Wow.
TRUMAN: Enlighten me.
COOPER: Miss Scarlett.
TRUMAN (smiling): In one ending, sure. But—
COOPER: But in the second, it was Mrs. Peacock.
TRUMAN: Ok, but—
COOPER: In the third you'll find it was everyone save Mr. Green, an agent of the Bureau.
TRUMAN: ...
LUCY: Wow.
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Tiny Tim has undergone “The Joining” , becoming one with the hive mind and filling his brain with Christmas Cheer.
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tiny Tim has undergone “The Joining” , becoming one with the hive mind and filling his brain with Christmas Cheer.
Having rewatched 3, this holds
Knives Out pulling an Indiana Jones with the rare 1 3 2 trilogy
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Having rewatched 3, this holds
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Had a hot priest joke lined up for Knives Out 3 and had totally forgot Andrew Scott is also in this
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December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Had a hot priest joke lined up for Knives Out 3 and had totally forgot Andrew Scott is also in this
Having seen it twice, I still think Josh O’Conner might punch Armie Hammer at the start of Knives Out 3
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Having seen it twice, I still think Josh O’Conner might punch Armie Hammer at the start of Knives Out 3
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Like prime, but with human beings”
getting ridiculous
James Nnaji, the 31st pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, has committed to Baylor 👀
He has been granted four years of eligibility and becomes available immediately.
He has been granted four years of eligibility and becomes available immediately.
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
getting ridiculous
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme