Cambrian Ratcatcher
chrismromans.bsky.social
Cambrian Ratcatcher
@chrismromans.bsky.social
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I think we need a new talk show.

Get trump voters, cabinet members, ice agents on there, let them share their views for five minutes.

Then the host simply nods and asks, "The fuck is wrong with you?"

Arsenio Hall or Wanda Sykes would be top choices for hosting.
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…?

Raping children and covering up for ‘em.
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I love painting holiday cards for our friends and family. This one of a Winter elf, is a favorite.✨🎄✨
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I’ll take immigrants over pederasts any day.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
LOL. LMAO even.
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The Sparkling 🐉 Tiny dragon, chaotic neutral. Once a year it awakens, showering the world with sparkles and inspiring festivals in its honor. #dnd #ttrpg
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Thinking about the unmade action-horror film SHADOW COMPANY, that was to be directed by John Carpenter from a script by Shane Black / Fred Dekker, about the re-animated corpses of American soldiers destroying their small American hometown over Christmas. Kurt Russell would have starred.
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Every Christmas
Every always
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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hello please help me decide which version is funnier.

Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It's a war on child health they are waging. First vaccines, now this.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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here are some surprisingly complicated charts in case anyone is interested
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me too.
This makes me want to vomit.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"man with balloon"
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I think if you’re the lead of a creative endeavor like a AAA video game and you’re so incapable of delegating aesthetic ideas to artists on your team that you have to resort to the slop machine, you probably shouldn’t have that job
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM