Chris Minton
@chrisminton.bsky.social
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. My wife says I’m clumsy. Kentucky. #COYS #AZCards #BBN
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Chris Minton
@chrisminton.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Gonna get a big red bumper sticker that says “All I Know About Tariffs, I Learned By Fucking Around & Finding Out”
Make a movie shorter
Ending Story
Ending Story
Make a movie shorter
Gap Year in Tibet
Gap Year in Tibet
Make a movie shorter
Avoid Bill
Avoid Bill
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Make a movie shorter
Ending Story
Ending Story
I know one thing in particular that would make either of those years fanfuckingtastic. Or what’s left of this year, even.
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know one thing in particular that would make either of those years fanfuckingtastic. Or what’s left of this year, even.
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They took out the Cracker *and* the Barrel?!?!?!
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They took out the Cracker *and* the Barrel?!?!?!
Imagine giving a good goddamn about what Maggie Haberman thinks
Infuriating to watch elite journalists embrace MAGA narratives.
It isn’t about crime. It was never about crime. We know this because they said so. Taking over blue cities was the plan from the start. So stop pretending that they’re sincere.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mag...
It isn’t about crime. It was never about crime. We know this because they said so. Taking over blue cities was the plan from the start. So stop pretending that they’re sincere.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mag...
Maggie Haberman Says Pushing Back in Trump Risky for Dems: ‘There Is a Crime Problem Everywhere’
Maggie Haberman said Democrats risk seeming out of touch when they push back on President Donald Trump over his policing takeover.
www.mediaite.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Imagine giving a good goddamn about what Maggie Haberman thinks
Throwing honey buns at them until they die of boredom
Every city choose your anti-fascist culinary projectile challenge.
And they want to try this in Chicago?
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
August 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Throwing honey buns at them until they die of boredom
Let Tim Tebow shift gears in a ‘97 5-speed S10 while flipping through a cd case, eating a burger, and steering with his knee. Then I’ll be impressed.
Wow, holding a baby while looking at his computer. How does he do it all?
August 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Let Tim Tebow shift gears in a ‘97 5-speed S10 while flipping through a cd case, eating a burger, and steering with his knee. Then I’ll be impressed.
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This might be the first time the Swiss weren't able to reach a financial deal with nazis
SWISS PRESIDENT SET TO LEAVE DC WITHOUT REACHING TARIFF DEAL
August 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This might be the first time the Swiss weren't able to reach a financial deal with nazis
Saraya Huasca
July 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Saraya Huasca
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Imagine calling yourself the most popular president ever and yet being scared shitless of late-night comedians and public broadcasting.
July 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Imagine calling yourself the most popular president ever and yet being scared shitless of late-night comedians and public broadcasting.
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/Pearl Jam voice
Hey, I, ohhh:
Hey, I, ohhh:
May 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
/Pearl Jam voice
Hey, I, ohhh:
Hey, I, ohhh:
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Don’t call what you’re wearing an outfit. Don’t ever say:
May 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Don’t call what you’re wearing an outfit. Don’t ever say:
Pope Leo XIV was born in 1955 in Chicago, which means there's a very good chance he's done the Super Bowl Shuffle.
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pope Leo XIV was born in 1955 in Chicago, which means there's a very good chance he's done the Super Bowl Shuffle.
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Who the fuck is “we?”
On my planet, there were three kinds of people:
people who knew what the word “fascist” meant and applied it unreservedly to Trump from day one
people who didn’t know what it meant because—hoo boy, I don’t know.
and people who wanted to argue over whether water was wet.
On my planet, there were three kinds of people:
people who knew what the word “fascist” meant and applied it unreservedly to Trump from day one
people who didn’t know what it meant because—hoo boy, I don’t know.
and people who wanted to argue over whether water was wet.
Fascism is now in the algorithms, the neural pathways, the social interactions. How did we fail to see all this? “We wanted to see Trump in terms of his absences, so that our way of seeing the world would go unchallenged,” Timothy Snyder writes.
What Does It Mean That Donald Trump Is a Fascist?
Trump takes the tools of dictators and adapts them for the Internet. We should expect him to try to cling to power until death, and create a cult of January 6th martyrs.
www.newyorker.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Who the fuck is “we?”
On my planet, there were three kinds of people:
people who knew what the word “fascist” meant and applied it unreservedly to Trump from day one
people who didn’t know what it meant because—hoo boy, I don’t know.
and people who wanted to argue over whether water was wet.
On my planet, there were three kinds of people:
people who knew what the word “fascist” meant and applied it unreservedly to Trump from day one
people who didn’t know what it meant because—hoo boy, I don’t know.
and people who wanted to argue over whether water was wet.
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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
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Still a great year and a fun team and a bright future, but I’m stunned UK is going out like this. Just absolutely sleepwalking and getting outclassed.
March 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Still a great year and a fun team and a bright future, but I’m stunned UK is going out like this. Just absolutely sleepwalking and getting outclassed.
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Someone whack this useless twat with a tire iron so he’ll be unconscious during the vote
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone whack this useless twat with a tire iron so he’ll be unconscious during the vote
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They don’t call em a low down no good sonofabitch anymore. We lost something there.
February 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They don’t call em a low down no good sonofabitch anymore. We lost something there.
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In 2022 44 people died in the Eastern Kentucky floods. @jdvance1.bsky.social didn't show his face there.
Now, 12 people are confirmed dead so far and he hasn’t uttered a word about it.
Vance only uses Appalachian Kentucky when it benefits him. And #HesNotFromHere
Now, 12 people are confirmed dead so far and he hasn’t uttered a word about it.
Vance only uses Appalachian Kentucky when it benefits him. And #HesNotFromHere
February 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In 2022 44 people died in the Eastern Kentucky floods. @jdvance1.bsky.social didn't show his face there.
Now, 12 people are confirmed dead so far and he hasn’t uttered a word about it.
Vance only uses Appalachian Kentucky when it benefits him. And #HesNotFromHere
Now, 12 people are confirmed dead so far and he hasn’t uttered a word about it.
Vance only uses Appalachian Kentucky when it benefits him. And #HesNotFromHere
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pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song
February 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song
Pat Mahomes got that @sentuberville.bsky.social stink on him now
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pat Mahomes got that @sentuberville.bsky.social stink on him now
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Two thoughts:
-It is darkly funny to watch a senator essentially vote to abolish the formal power of Congress and then humbly petition the new emperor for amnesty.
-I expect we’ll see more of this as people suddenly realize how dependent red states are on federal largesse.
-It is darkly funny to watch a senator essentially vote to abolish the formal power of Congress and then humbly petition the new emperor for amnesty.
-I expect we’ll see more of this as people suddenly realize how dependent red states are on federal largesse.
Impact of NIH cut starting to sink in
Here's Sen. Katie Britt urging "a smart, targeted approach" in order to protect important research at UA-Birmingham, a top NIH recipient
Also, as article notes, the state's largest employer
www.al.com/news/2025/02...
Here's Sen. Katie Britt urging "a smart, targeted approach" in order to protect important research at UA-Birmingham, a top NIH recipient
Also, as article notes, the state's largest employer
www.al.com/news/2025/02...
Katie Britt vows to work with RFK Jr. after NIH funding cuts cause concern in Alabama
UAB and UAH are among Alabama institutions that could be affected by cuts.
www.al.com
February 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Two thoughts:
-It is darkly funny to watch a senator essentially vote to abolish the formal power of Congress and then humbly petition the new emperor for amnesty.
-I expect we’ll see more of this as people suddenly realize how dependent red states are on federal largesse.
-It is darkly funny to watch a senator essentially vote to abolish the formal power of Congress and then humbly petition the new emperor for amnesty.
-I expect we’ll see more of this as people suddenly realize how dependent red states are on federal largesse.