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Chris Minton
@chrisminton.bsky.social
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. My wife says I’m clumsy. Kentucky. #COYS #AZCards #BBN
Nice reverse jinx you sneaky fucker
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What is the damn point of this, other than to siphon donation funds that could otherwise go to much more viable candidates.

Keep fucking that chicken, I guess.
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
yeah but did you know she was a pilot in the Marines
October 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
First team to score a return TD under the new rules last year. Now, probably the first team to lose on a shitty kickoff under the new rules.
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Very meat & tomatoes
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Did you repurpose this from an unpublished Tanguy Ndombele post?
September 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Be a damn shame if he slipped and broke his neck
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
2-2-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
July 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah, not hating on the teeth by any means, but he's veered ever so slightly into Buddy Love territory. Which is his right, it's just still a little unsettling
July 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Old teeth Isbell would’ve been here
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No tanning bed, but I grew up a half-mile from a rural convenient store/bait shop/video store that would also make you the best ham sandwich you ever ate
May 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM