Christopher Smith
@chrisfromthelc.bsky.social
Automattician. Houstonian. Tinkerer.
@chrisfromthelc on just about all the socials.
@chrisfromthelc on just about all the socials.
I did not have "getting burned by super glue" on my bingo card today.
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I did not have "getting burned by super glue" on my bingo card today.
@nickofferman.bsky.social is far closer to Mr. Rogers than Ron Swanson, I think. Kind of if Bob Ross did woodworking instead of painting landscapes.
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
@nickofferman.bsky.social is far closer to Mr. Rogers than Ron Swanson, I think. Kind of if Bob Ross did woodworking instead of painting landscapes.
DALLAS ISN'T EVEN THE HEART OF THE DFW METROPOLITAN AREA
?????? i think... a lot of texans would beg to differ
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
DALLAS ISN'T EVEN THE HEART OF THE DFW METROPOLITAN AREA
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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For our non Houston friends, these are LAWYERS 😂
When Pusch broke up with Nguyen and hooked up with Wynne, I was curious what would happen to the Brokeback Mountain billboard.
I’m not mad about this.
I’m not mad about this.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For our non Houston friends, these are LAWYERS 😂
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Every word is more obnoxious than the one that preceded it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every word is more obnoxious than the one that preceded it.
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Whatever about billionaires, I am so glad that the Christian witness of Mister Rogers is being continued by Miss Rachel. A total legend.
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Whatever about billionaires, I am so glad that the Christian witness of Mister Rogers is being continued by Miss Rachel. A total legend.
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Coach O ready to step as interim coach again, just make the call.
HC Brian Kelly to be dismissed by LSU, per Pete Thamel.
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Coach O ready to step as interim coach again, just make the call.
Churches should use tortillas instead of crackers for communion.
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Churches should use tortillas instead of crackers for communion.
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100%
In many Baptist churches, the elder board is meant to hold the pastor accountable.
But over time, they often become mere yes-men, rubber stamping all the Pastor’s decisions, leaving all authority in the hands of one man.
Baptists have now exported this model to the United States government.
But over time, they often become mere yes-men, rubber stamping all the Pastor’s decisions, leaving all authority in the hands of one man.
Baptists have now exported this model to the United States government.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
100%
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Same people who will claim the White House demolition photos are fake/AI are the first ones to reply to a Facebook photo of a soldier with 6 fingers and a sign that says "Gad blers Anerioa".
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Same people who will claim the White House demolition photos are fake/AI are the first ones to reply to a Facebook photo of a soldier with 6 fingers and a sign that says "Gad blers Anerioa".
I sold a grill on FB Marketplace a week or so ago. I've been getting blasted with notifications for FB Marketplace ads for grills ever since. I JUST SOLD ONE! I CLEARLY DON'T WANT TO BUY ONE!
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I sold a grill on FB Marketplace a week or so ago. I've been getting blasted with notifications for FB Marketplace ads for grills ever since. I JUST SOLD ONE! I CLEARLY DON'T WANT TO BUY ONE!
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Every side of the tracks is the bad side of the tracks in Houston, because the trains are stalled and we can't get anywhere.
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every side of the tracks is the bad side of the tracks in Houston, because the trains are stalled and we can't get anywhere.
I'm finally in AZ for good. Our old house closes on Monday. We're spending the next few days looking at places to buy. The light at the end of the tunnel is but a pinprick, but it's there.
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm finally in AZ for good. Our old house closes on Monday. We're spending the next few days looking at places to buy. The light at the end of the tunnel is but a pinprick, but it's there.
With all the celebrity deaths the past few weeks, I kind of understand the boomer mentality of opening the newspaper and asking "who's dead today?".
October 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
With all the celebrity deaths the past few weeks, I kind of understand the boomer mentality of opening the newspaper and asking "who's dead today?".
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If your God needs to saved by Eric Trump, it’s time to start asking questions
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If your God needs to saved by Eric Trump, it’s time to start asking questions
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my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)
Apple says Apple TV+ streaming service is being renamed as Apple TV, with "a vibrant new identity" (Eric Slivka/MacRumors)
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October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)
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Drake lost the rap battle.
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Drake lost the rap battle.
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Maaaan, why is Home Depot already doing Christmas commercials when they got ten foot skeletons to sell?
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Maaaan, why is Home Depot already doing Christmas commercials when they got ten foot skeletons to sell?
Ron Swanson mentions "Camp Xena" instead of "Camp Athena" in Season 2 .
Later in the series, he marries Lucy Lawless, who played Xena in the show of the same name.
Later in the series, he marries Lucy Lawless, who played Xena in the show of the same name.
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ron Swanson mentions "Camp Xena" instead of "Camp Athena" in Season 2 .
Later in the series, he marries Lucy Lawless, who played Xena in the show of the same name.
Later in the series, he marries Lucy Lawless, who played Xena in the show of the same name.
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He’s seen the photos, she’s seen the photos, and there’s nothing else she can do or say. This is textbook, “I will never ask you a question I don’t already know the answer to.”
NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He’s seen the photos, she’s seen the photos, and there’s nothing else she can do or say. This is textbook, “I will never ask you a question I don’t already know the answer to.”
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Another beautiful Burbank morning.
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another beautiful Burbank morning.
I wish I had the confidence of a vibe coder with no real development experience who "just had Claude review it and make suggestions" could pass a review from an experienced senior software developer.
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wish I had the confidence of a vibe coder with no real development experience who "just had Claude review it and make suggestions" could pass a review from an experienced senior software developer.
Andre3000 crawled so MonoNeon could wear a jumpsuit made from a flowery comforter and play funky bass for his grandma to sing with on Youtube.
October 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Andre3000 crawled so MonoNeon could wear a jumpsuit made from a flowery comforter and play funky bass for his grandma to sing with on Youtube.