Greg Nix
@chortle.blog
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i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
I’m guessing Trump liked Mamdani because they spent the meeting talking shit about Andrew Cuomo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m guessing Trump liked Mamdani because they spent the meeting talking shit about Andrew Cuomo.
Within Mickey and the Roadster Racers’ chromatic cacophony lies something pure. In an age of irony and postmodern detachment, this series offers something increasingly rare: CARS. I like cars. Show me more cars, Daddy!!!!
My Son Reviews 'Mickey and the Roadster Racers'
A toddler's thoughts on art in contemporary media (and cars).
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November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Within Mickey and the Roadster Racers’ chromatic cacophony lies something pure. In an age of irony and postmodern detachment, this series offers something increasingly rare: CARS. I like cars. Show me more cars, Daddy!!!!
Important reporting here
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Important reporting here
Good news: these Pyramids will be built FAST. It’s insane. I can literally just, fucking, like, do it. I just have to, like, type it! And I can make like 100 Pyramids! I can make 1,000!
Bad news: the Pyramids are not real.
Bad news: the Pyramids are not real.
We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids
Here's what you need to know.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good news: these Pyramids will be built FAST. It’s insane. I can literally just, fucking, like, do it. I just have to, like, type it! And I can make like 100 Pyramids! I can make 1,000!
Bad news: the Pyramids are not real.
Bad news: the Pyramids are not real.
Let’s face it: America loves sports gambling!
And there’s virtually no downside, apart from threats to our athletes, undermining of competitive fairness, catastrophic damage to individual fans, and some level of contribution to the overall breakdown in our larger social contract.
And there’s virtually no downside, apart from threats to our athletes, undermining of competitive fairness, catastrophic damage to individual fans, and some level of contribution to the overall breakdown in our larger social contract.
We're Deeply Concerned About Sports Gambling (Presented By DraftKings)
By Adam Silver, Rob Manfred, Roger Goodell, and Gary Bettman
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November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Let’s face it: America loves sports gambling!
And there’s virtually no downside, apart from threats to our athletes, undermining of competitive fairness, catastrophic damage to individual fans, and some level of contribution to the overall breakdown in our larger social contract.
And there’s virtually no downside, apart from threats to our athletes, undermining of competitive fairness, catastrophic damage to individual fans, and some level of contribution to the overall breakdown in our larger social contract.
The Inuit have one hundred words for snow.
The Egyptians have fifty words for sand.
I have twenty-six words for that weather where it’s too hot for a jacket but too cold for a T-shirt.
The Egyptians have fifty words for sand.
I have twenty-six words for that weather where it’s too hot for a jacket but too cold for a T-shirt.
26 Words for Incongruous Weather
Too hot for a jacket, too cold for a T-shirt.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Inuit have one hundred words for snow.
The Egyptians have fifty words for sand.
I have twenty-six words for that weather where it’s too hot for a jacket but too cold for a T-shirt.
The Egyptians have fifty words for sand.
I have twenty-six words for that weather where it’s too hot for a jacket but too cold for a T-shirt.
To get a read on the current moment, we polled 304 extravagantly rich assholes about their economic outlook. Their answers may surprise you.
POLL: What Do Rich Assholes Think of the Economy?
We surveyed hundreds of wealthy jerks to find out how they're really feeling.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
To get a read on the current moment, we polled 304 extravagantly rich assholes about their economic outlook. Their answers may surprise you.
I just scrolled past a headline about ‘The Real Housewives of Rhode Island’ which I briefly thought said ‘The Real Housewives of Blood Island’ and for a moment I was pretty intrigued.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just scrolled past a headline about ‘The Real Housewives of Rhode Island’ which I briefly thought said ‘The Real Housewives of Blood Island’ and for a moment I was pretty intrigued.
The Files agreed to this interview, they tell me, because they’re tired of being talked about without being heard from. “Everyone has an opinion about what I contain, what I mean, what I’ll do to the country,” they say. “But no one’s actually asked me how I’m doing.”
The Epstein Files are surprisingly mundane in person. No gilded edges, no leather binding. Just a manila folder, slightly bent at the corners, its exact contents hidden teasingly inside…
An exclusive interview with the Epstein Files
Chortle sits down with the world's most talked-about folder.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Files agreed to this interview, they tell me, because they’re tired of being talked about without being heard from. “Everyone has an opinion about what I contain, what I mean, what I’ll do to the country,” they say. “But no one’s actually asked me how I’m doing.”
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is a bop
The Epstein Files are surprisingly mundane in person. No gilded edges, no leather binding. Just a manila folder, slightly bent at the corners, its exact contents hidden teasingly inside…
An exclusive interview with the Epstein Files
Chortle sits down with the world's most talked-about folder.
www.chortle.blog
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Epstein Files are surprisingly mundane in person. No gilded edges, no leather binding. Just a manila folder, slightly bent at the corners, its exact contents hidden teasingly inside…
Republicans wanted to overwhelm Epstein email revelations, so they released a shitload more Epstein emails—which has led to a shitload more Epstein email revelations. Am I getting this correct?
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Republicans wanted to overwhelm Epstein email revelations, so they released a shitload more Epstein emails—which has led to a shitload more Epstein email revelations. Am I getting this correct?
The radical left seems to think the entire police force should be identifiable and benevolent and human. That’s insane!
We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
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November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The radical left seems to think the entire police force should be identifiable and benevolent and human. That’s insane!
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
I know it was just a few months ago when I called that fateful press conference and declared it was time to spend more time with my wife and kids.
Now, I want to retract that statement.
Now, I want to retract that statement.
Why I'm Returning to the League
I want to spend less time with my family.
www.chortle.blog
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know it was just a few months ago when I called that fateful press conference and declared it was time to spend more time with my wife and kids.
Now, I want to retract that statement.
Now, I want to retract that statement.
First they came for the barstool man, and I said nothing.
"New York is going to turn into a communist hellhole where poor people are barely exploitable anymore. So count me out. I’m packing up the offices of my toxic masculinity troll site and taking my miscreant talents somewhere they’ll be appreciated, like Florida or Texas."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
First they came for the barstool man, and I said nothing.
Where my Tucson heads at?
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Where my Tucson heads at?
The funniest thing that has ever happened.
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The funniest thing that has ever happened.
Researchers at multiple institutions reported an abrupt shift in vibes that occurred late Tuesday evening. It appears to have originated in and around New York City, though scientists caution that it is still too early to determine the exact nature of this karmic realignment.
Scientists Observe Vibe Shift
Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Researchers at multiple institutions reported an abrupt shift in vibes that occurred late Tuesday evening. It appears to have originated in and around New York City, though scientists caution that it is still too early to determine the exact nature of this karmic realignment.
Having already chosen a name for his own Wok restaurant (a secret of course), in his generosity @jasonbentsman.bsky.social shares a VERY thorough list of further ideas.
A Comprehensive List of Great Names for a Wok Restaurant
Really, REALLY comprehensive.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Having already chosen a name for his own Wok restaurant (a secret of course), in his generosity @jasonbentsman.bsky.social shares a VERY thorough list of further ideas.
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Horrible politicians continue to ruin the world, but today I realized that we’ll get to read some excellent obituaries over the next couple of decades.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Horrible politicians continue to ruin the world, but today I realized that we’ll get to read some excellent obituaries over the next couple of decades.
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.