Hey bud, I think you have normal eyes and a sad face.

See, this is the kind of reality TV I’d watch.

Genius

Yeah, but just imagine how fun it will be when the White Sox win the World Series someday and we get to see the Force ghosts of Encarnacion and Griffey and Jimmy Rollins and Manny Ramirez all partying with Ewoks.

In addition to the obvious changes, Mark Williams is making a huge difference. They haven’t had a center this good since Ayton during the Finals run, and last year Nurkic/Richards were especially bad.

This is worse than your take on pie.