Greg Nix
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When the first date asks what you’ve been reading lately
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When the first date asks what you’ve been reading lately
My toddler “learning a lesson” in time out.
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My toddler “learning a lesson” in time out.
Never seen this kind of ratio before
September 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Never seen this kind of ratio before
Easily the best music genre.
August 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Easily the best music genre.
Feeling overwhelmed by current events. Today’s post is a helpful guide on How to Read the News.
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
August 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Feeling overwhelmed by current events. Today’s post is a helpful guide on How to Read the News.
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
Maybe, I didn’t watch much Houston. He was def horrible in the playoffs, but advanced stats like him OK.
The real problem is he’s redundant in PHX. Ironically, his upside is probably something like prime Bradley Beal 🥴
The real problem is he’s redundant in PHX. Ironically, his upside is probably something like prime Bradley Beal 🥴
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Maybe, I didn’t watch much Houston. He was def horrible in the playoffs, but advanced stats like him OK.
The real problem is he’s redundant in PHX. Ironically, his upside is probably something like prime Bradley Beal 🥴
The real problem is he’s redundant in PHX. Ironically, his upside is probably something like prime Bradley Beal 🥴
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com Kronk Gym? Dis you?
June 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com Kronk Gym? Dis you?
We need *literally* one paid subscriber to finish our pledge drive! Is there a brave soul out there in Bluesky-land willing to take the plunge? #WritersOfBluesky #Substack #Newsletters
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May 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sir, Mikal Bridges has hit another Celtic.
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sir, Mikal Bridges has hit another Celtic.
This single fake ad is worth my yearly subscription fee to @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This single fake ad is worth my yearly subscription fee to @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
(serious governor voice)
POTUS, let’s kick this football.
POTUS, let’s kick this football.
May 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
(serious governor voice)
POTUS, let’s kick this football.
POTUS, let’s kick this football.
The Trump admin only hires guys who look like they would accidentally bite their thumb while eating a banana.
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Trump admin only hires guys who look like they would accidentally bite their thumb while eating a banana.
I spotted this poster for a new version of #Coachella, just for people like me. Are you guys in?
April 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I spotted this poster for a new version of #Coachella, just for people like me. Are you guys in?
Join the club, Greenland.
March 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Join the club, Greenland.
ESPN with leading coverage of Wabbit Season.
March 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ESPN with leading coverage of Wabbit Season.
This cartoonist (“Stan Kelly”) is a great piece of performance art by The Onion. Definitely worth a follow on Instagram. They always have the Statue of Liberty.
February 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This cartoonist (“Stan Kelly”) is a great piece of performance art by The Onion. Definitely worth a follow on Instagram. They always have the Statue of Liberty.
The Super Bowl is over, which means… it’s #baseball season! Today at Chortle, we have a look at some “lost” #MLB nicknames.
www.chortle.blog/p/forgotten-...
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February 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Super Bowl is over, which means… it’s #baseball season! Today at Chortle, we have a look at some “lost” #MLB nicknames.
www.chortle.blog/p/forgotten-...
www.chortle.blog/p/forgotten-...
Important research happening here
February 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Important research happening here
I’m sure the right-wing states’ rights advocates will be up in arms.
January 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m sure the right-wing states’ rights advocates will be up in arms.
Oh my god WHAT??!!!
Thank you President trump 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you President trump 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh my god WHAT??!!!
Thank you President trump 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you President trump 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
How it feels explaining my goals to anyone
January 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How it feels explaining my goals to anyone
I simply cannot imagine having more resources than any human ever born, then using them for stupid shit like this.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I simply cannot imagine having more resources than any human ever born, then using them for stupid shit like this.