Chris
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Chris
@choots.bsky.social
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After the Oscar nominations, Nancy Mace was devastated that she was overlooked for 'Worst Crisis Actress.'
January 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This puritanical pixie thinks Jesus's Sermon on the Mount was radical ideology.

"Blessed are the merciful." Matthew 5:7

Christian Nationalists are the least likely Americans to pay attention to Jesus. Even atheists are more likely to follow his teachings, if only inadvertently.
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Who up feeling they feelings
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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1) contemporary originalist methodology involves use of specialized dictionaries and recourse to legal esoterica to find ways to make words mean the opposite of what they appear to say

2) really tired of strangers thinking they can see into the depths of my soul after reading a social media post!
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Man that new Ninja Gaiden game coming out this year would actually make me buy an Xbox if they made it a console exclusive. That’s how I know Microsoft leaving money on the table.
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Horse & Chill in the desert 🐴

#Tintin Reporter - Cigars of the Pharaoh 🔎📝 is available on Nintendo Switch, as well as PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X|S and PC, including new levels and game modes.
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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I think he’s right.
Astro Bot single-handedly sold my son on the PS5.
January 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Bluesky hit 29 MILLION users overnight!

Congrats, Bluesky! 🦋🥂

I love it here!
January 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Fanone: There’s a lot of John Fettermans in the world and unfortunately, that’s why we’re in the predicament that we’re in
January 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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She’s a happy camper
January 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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watching the scene in LINCOLN where lincoln expounds on the legal and constitutional reasons for wanting the 13th amendment — going to show it in class tomorrow — and i’m tempted to just watch the whole movie again. it rocks
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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this kicks ass lmfao
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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🇬🇧 aviation industry is a casualty of Brexit that diminishes our reputation globally and devalues an industry which contributes £24bn of GVA.

Brexit adds extra cost and reduced productivity to UK Plc, passengers inevitably pay more for goods imported and air tickets.
www.cityam.com/brexit-has-l...
Brexit has left the UK aviation sector up in the air
Since Brexit, UK pilot's qualifications are no longer recognised in the EU and planes have to fly to America or Brazil for maintenance. If the government is serious about resetting Britain's relations...
www.cityam.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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This is absolutely chilling.

He truly is a sociopath.
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Today, 130 million Americans—54% of adults aged 16-74—lack the literacy skills that many take for granted, reading below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level. www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-li...
Reading the numbers: 130 million American adults have low literacy skills — APM Research Lab
About 130 million adults in the U.S. have low literacy skills according to a Gallup analysis of data from the U.S. Department of Education. This means more than half of Americans between the ages of 1...
www.apmresearchlab.org
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Some personal news: I’ve decided to nickname Clyde and Gracie “Moose and Squirrel”

www.instagram.com/p/DE02k_2RLw...
January 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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There are no principled senators left on the GOP side. The MAGA takeover is complete.
January 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Nancy Mace responds to being called a child by acting like one.

It’s no wonder men keep leaving her just like her aides keep leaving her.
January 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Even things like what is your favorite research papers coming from the DOD? Your predecessors has quite a bit of experience with these issues. How will you catch up and be ready day one
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM