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TarZangief
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Navy Vet, Gamer, #BLM #FreePalestine . Hit me up for Nintendo Friend Code/Steam/Discord. #FGC He/Him https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/32I2F9IA5JVL2?ref_=wl_share
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If you are a Testament fan and have an inkling of enjoying Magic the Gathering check out the latest Shuffle Up and Play from @tolariancommunitycollege.com which features @ghaspey.bsky.social the english voice actress for Testament www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ytm...
Brian David Gilbert Pondering His Commander Orbs | Shuffle Up & Play 91 Magic The Gathering Gameplay
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
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November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I know it ain’t New Years ‘s but I was wanting some hoppin john and greens
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
God I miss old movie posters
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Gonna need the MTG Hobbit set to have these Goblin designs and a Goblin Town land www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTIw...
Down Down to Goblin Town (Original VHS Audio restored) - The Hobbit 1977
YouTube video by St “Ambrosius” Bindo
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November 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You have no power here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Wishing you a good hunt tonight Orion
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
History has always had shit posters we just streamlined it. No need to nail my ramblings to a church door when I can bitch about the 1% while staring at huge fuckin anime titties
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
No one knows less about balancing fighting games than fighting game players. Dhalsim got downplayed to getting buffs for 5 straight years while they nerf Gief every year after season 2 even though the only player putting up results was snake eyez because the Japanese player base hates Gief
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Everyone knows Focus Energy in Pokémon Gen 1 is busted and reduces your crit chance to 1/256. This buffs Scyther as crits don’t multiply buffs so a crit slash does less damage then a swords dance slash and scyther high speed means more crits but with focus energy you get max damage and no crits.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My problem is I’m the last one sober
Annual meme for this coming holiday
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
There is a joke about them losing interest after hitting 18 in there somewhere
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We all know how to cook a turkey Chris.
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oil is at like $2.50. They want to drive oil prices down more to make renewable energy look even more expensive. Selling out American and Venezuelan lives to further enrich themselves and sell our future away
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Another industry killed by millennials
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That’s weird. That’s suspicious
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The elite have no interest in feeding and housing the homeless not because it will cost them money, studies show when providing homeless with resources needed wealth in that area increases, it’s because capitalism does not work without scaring you into keeping employed with the fear of homelessness
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If someone did light skinned Jacinthe I would beat them to a bloody pulp with my fight stick
Very glad that Jacinthe is so dark-skinned that nobody has tried to pull the mess of only sticking her in the lightest of light sources possible to turn her Ambiguously Tan.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Shadow of Mordor Shelob cured my arachnophobia
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If I was a billionaire I would prob spend all my free time just finding random gofundme's and shit and funding them.

"oh dang medical expenses? Fuck it let me take care of this for you. Trying to build a better vacuum cleaner? Well shit take 100k we need more innovation!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’ve seen A Knight’s Tale like 100 times and I just caught this three monkeys reference
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I went to a New McDonald’s they opened near me because I had a coupon for a free value meal. Got the 2 cheeseburger meal. There was no cheese on either burger, found out after the first bite of the first burger. They try to tell me I must have took the cheese off
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Eventually Mercedes is gonna win the title but I like they are slow burning it and subverting expectations
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’ve been solely on Bluesky for like a year now and not 1 person has told me to go kill myself.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
if you are a millennial you have that one friend who’s entire personality is Limp Bizcuit’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What you see when I walk up stHP you in sf6
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM