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i hope legally declaring that the only genders which exist are Girl and Boy lowers the prices of groceries and rent and medication so i can feed my family
January 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i hope legally declaring that the only genders which exist are Girl and Boy lowers the prices of groceries and rent and medication so i can feed my family
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The thing is it’s impossible to square the need to pardon your family out of fear of a lawless president with the need to attend his inauguration to preserve democratic norms. If you have to do the former there no longer are democratic norms.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden, in final act in office, issues pardons to his family members, due to 'unrelenting attacks' from Trump and allies.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The thing is it’s impossible to square the need to pardon your family out of fear of a lawless president with the need to attend his inauguration to preserve democratic norms. If you have to do the former there no longer are democratic norms.
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Nixon, 1968: Conspired with the South Vietnamese to sabotage LBJ's peace talks. Nixon wins.
Reagan, 1980: Asked Iran not to agree to Carter's hostage deal. Reagan wins and sends Iran arms.
Trump, 2024: Met with Bibi in July. Trump wins. Ceasefire allegedly reached in January.
Reagan, 1980: Asked Iran not to agree to Carter's hostage deal. Reagan wins and sends Iran arms.
Trump, 2024: Met with Bibi in July. Trump wins. Ceasefire allegedly reached in January.
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nixon, 1968: Conspired with the South Vietnamese to sabotage LBJ's peace talks. Nixon wins.
Reagan, 1980: Asked Iran not to agree to Carter's hostage deal. Reagan wins and sends Iran arms.
Trump, 2024: Met with Bibi in July. Trump wins. Ceasefire allegedly reached in January.
Reagan, 1980: Asked Iran not to agree to Carter's hostage deal. Reagan wins and sends Iran arms.
Trump, 2024: Met with Bibi in July. Trump wins. Ceasefire allegedly reached in January.
“officially a convicted felon!!! this is a step towards justice!!!”
literally shut the fuck up no one cares
literally shut the fuck up no one cares
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“officially a convicted felon!!! this is a step towards justice!!!”
literally shut the fuck up no one cares
literally shut the fuck up no one cares
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My cat just kicked my ass in Sorry.
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My cat just kicked my ass in Sorry.
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Describing a 10 min walk this way is the most American thing I've ever read
December 31, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Describing a 10 min walk this way is the most American thing I've ever read
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everyone wishing folks a happy new year right now are immediately added to the coastal elites list
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
everyone wishing folks a happy new year right now are immediately added to the coastal elites list
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I was reminded this month that if you’re ordering books, Powell’s has a huge online selection, and it’s not Amazon.
(In fact, workers there are union. With ILWU, no less.)
(In fact, workers there are union. With ILWU, no less.)
December 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I was reminded this month that if you’re ordering books, Powell’s has a huge online selection, and it’s not Amazon.
(In fact, workers there are union. With ILWU, no less.)
(In fact, workers there are union. With ILWU, no less.)
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
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gender neutral use of ‘bro’
December 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
gender neutral use of ‘bro’
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another year I didn't get shit Santa Claus is a fat bitch
December 25, 2024 at 3:21 AM
another year I didn't get shit Santa Claus is a fat bitch
holy fuck i completely forgot about this guy
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
holy fuck i completely forgot about this guy
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i realize that everyone sucks at driving (besides me) but rich white people are the worst of the worst
December 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM
i realize that everyone sucks at driving (besides me) but rich white people are the worst of the worst
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Probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind
December 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind
cope
Media’s empathetic coverage of Luigi Mangione reveals an obsession with humanizing white male suspects
Media’s empathetic coverage of Luigi Mangione reveals an obsession with humanizing white male suspects
Interest in the United Healthcare CEO shooting suspect’s background underscores research that the media covers white and Black perpetrators differently
Luigi Mangione, the 26-year-old who allegedly shot and killed the United Healthcare CEO Brian…
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
cope
tis the (tamale lady) season
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
tis the (tamale lady) season
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I could probably learn to play the guitar
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I could probably learn to play the guitar
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
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House Republicans should ask Santa for a spine for Christmas. Elon Musk isn't even eligible to become president, but now he's pulling the House GOP's strings and pushing them to throw out a clean, BIPARTISAN, spending deal and shut the government down on Christmas.
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
House Republicans should ask Santa for a spine for Christmas. Elon Musk isn't even eligible to become president, but now he's pulling the House GOP's strings and pushing them to throw out a clean, BIPARTISAN, spending deal and shut the government down on Christmas.
fuck pelosi
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
fuck pelosi
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It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then
what a waste of money
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
what a waste of money
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when someone is rude to me it always reminds me of the book 1984
December 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM
when someone is rude to me it always reminds me of the book 1984
rockin and rollin and what not
December 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
rockin and rollin and what not
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i believe that it is not physically possible to be sad while listening to Love Shack by The B-52s
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
i believe that it is not physically possible to be sad while listening to Love Shack by The B-52s