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meantomyself.bsky.social
My nine year old: Are you cool?

Me: I guess so, yeah

9 y o: You're a constipated, overrated, outright loser?

and then he laughed for seven minutes
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A guy with tan skin, dark brown mostly down-pointing hair, and a big ahoge, is sitting on a bench at the park, near the edge of the bench. He's resting his hand on one knee, and his elbow on the other, and wears a white tank top. He says "I love writing characters, but HATE world-building" Panel 2: A guy with light skin and orange hair sits on the other side of the park bench. He wears a teal sweatshirt and blue jeans, and has messy hair that flares out to the side, with 2 ahoges. He says "I love world-building, but I HATE writing characters" Panel 3: The lighting turns sunbathed to paint an emotional scene and they turn their heads to look at each other across the bench. Rays of light beam down on them. It is a crisp day. Perhaps... they can shore up one another's weaknesses... perhaps this will lead to something more. Panel 4: Just the text "they both proceeded to not finish their webcomics"
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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hampus.bsky.social
Pfp/Owner 😼
A digital painting of a caucasian man with blue eyes and dark blonde hair and a dark blue shirt collar A photo of a caucasian man with a striped shirt sleeping in a chair while his white fluffy cat rests in his lap
September 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
emma (@forestdruiddyke) on twitter: "oh boy i can't wait to eat my loaf of bread today!" the dastardly white mold: [Image of a ridiculously floofy white rabbit. ROUND.]
May 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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patsux.bsky.social
weapon
Digital painting of a woman with a beautiful face, and a skinless, mutated body. Her muscles are exposed with tendons sprawled in unnatural patterns all over her flesh. There are barbed wires constricting her left wrist, and an open hole in the middle of her left hand. Her entire right forearm is a mutated weapon of sorts; a dismembered skeleton's skull and ribcage tethered to her flesh by bloody tendrils, and its lower part ends in a serrated blade.
August 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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melle.ca
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
Screenshot of a magnificent joke that says: me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression him: when me: holy shit that is bad
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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junlper.beer
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
just because i said something terrible?! you can't get mad at me for that!
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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vladchoc.bsky.social
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck." Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--" Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece" Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But" (The comic ends there.)
July 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
*chuckling to myself* amateurs
screenshot from a government report about pizza consumption (real). it says. on average, males had four and females had three slices of pizza at an eating occasion
June 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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advertence.bsky.social
May 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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matteocateo.bsky.social
Evergreen tweet
May 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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ibanut56.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A young Shen is at an old CRT monitor computer, smiling happily. He says "wow, websites are so cool! The internet is SO COOL!" Panel 2: Young Shen's eyes sparkle and he clasps his hands together and looks up in wonder, saying "I can't wait to see what the internet will be like in the FUTURE!" Panel 3: Young Shen notices an older Shen coming through a time portal in his room. He's excited to see what news his older self will bring of the internet of the future! Panel 4: The older Shen shakes his head with a strained facial expression.
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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hanrahan.tv
Eraserhead baby ecstasy pill.
April 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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charrchan.bsky.social
Fluttershy goes swimming! 🐟🐠🐬💕

#mlp #mlpfim
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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chip.mom
Fluttershy
#chipwisemanart #art #mylittlepony
Humanised Fluttershy from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls reaching out to the viewer with the caption "Let's take Progesterone together" Fluttershy is a slim woman with pastel yellow skin, long pink hair and aqamarine eyes. She is wearing a shoulderless teal dress adorned with buttlerfly patterns and accessories, including a hair clip. Around her neck is a gold locket with more butterfly patterning.
April 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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melfunnysmell.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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rtgame.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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hotpaper.bsky.social
some say boobs are better some say ass is better real one know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protests happening at once rather than a single big one
February 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Saw a good Bluesky profile picture today
A muscular Pikachu with the text antes eu tinha medo do escuro agora choro nele Which translates to Before I was afraid of the dark, now I cry in it
April 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM