Chet Sandberg
@chetsandberg.bsky.social
Writer/Author/Line and Style editor, Nurse, irrationally creative. Recently sane. Happily Married.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
But it’s almost exclusively been just that.
The Presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
But it’s almost exclusively been just that.
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My father in law hates when I shorten his name to Dick
Especially since his name is Harold.
Especially since his name is Harold.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My father in law hates when I shorten his name to Dick
Especially since his name is Harold.
Especially since his name is Harold.
Do the bros and yoga moms who rail against “ultra processed foods” not realize that protein powders and concentrated supplements fall under that description as well?
Ultra processed doesn’t mean “bad.”
Ultra processed doesn’t mean “bad.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Do the bros and yoga moms who rail against “ultra processed foods” not realize that protein powders and concentrated supplements fall under that description as well?
Ultra processed doesn’t mean “bad.”
Ultra processed doesn’t mean “bad.”
May you be cursed to have a very hot ex-wife
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
May you be cursed to have a very hot ex-wife
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we need an AOC of the left
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
we need an AOC of the left
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they won't release the Epstein files because they contain the completed system of German idealism
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
they won't release the Epstein files because they contain the completed system of German idealism
I used to be this guy
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I used to be this guy
I must be pretty fucked up; I’m thinking about writing poetry.
Nothing good comes from that.
Nothing good comes from that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I must be pretty fucked up; I’m thinking about writing poetry.
Nothing good comes from that.
Nothing good comes from that.
Taphonomy is a cool word
(The study of fossilization)
(The study of fossilization)
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Taphonomy is a cool word
(The study of fossilization)
(The study of fossilization)
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
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I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
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Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
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Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Two-Fisting the Horrors, a novel
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Two-Fisting the Horrors, a novel
Holy shit, is it really going to happen?
Someone is going to take credit for this, but probably not the people who are responsible. Is it really just a loud bang and everyone running for the exits?
I want to believe
Someone is going to take credit for this, but probably not the people who are responsible. Is it really just a loud bang and everyone running for the exits?
I want to believe
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Holy shit, is it really going to happen?
Someone is going to take credit for this, but probably not the people who are responsible. Is it really just a loud bang and everyone running for the exits?
I want to believe
Someone is going to take credit for this, but probably not the people who are responsible. Is it really just a loud bang and everyone running for the exits?
I want to believe
It occurred to me that you can ironically use “ironic” unironically
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It occurred to me that you can ironically use “ironic” unironically
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I had a great nephrology appointment today.
My doctor was very happy.
He reminded me that the surgical team was reluctant to okay me for a kidney transplant. They gave me the thumbs up only because I had beaten the odds and overcame everything else. Years later, I'm exceeding expectations.
#FKOR.
My doctor was very happy.
He reminded me that the surgical team was reluctant to okay me for a kidney transplant. They gave me the thumbs up only because I had beaten the odds and overcame everything else. Years later, I'm exceeding expectations.
#FKOR.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I had a great nephrology appointment today.
My doctor was very happy.
He reminded me that the surgical team was reluctant to okay me for a kidney transplant. They gave me the thumbs up only because I had beaten the odds and overcame everything else. Years later, I'm exceeding expectations.
#FKOR.
My doctor was very happy.
He reminded me that the surgical team was reluctant to okay me for a kidney transplant. They gave me the thumbs up only because I had beaten the odds and overcame everything else. Years later, I'm exceeding expectations.
#FKOR.
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
Never pegged Ackman for a “M’lady” guy. Where’s his fedora?
Ackman’s suggestion for meeting potential romantic partners quickly became a joke online.
Billionaire Bill Ackman Mocked For Dating Advice: Here’s What He Said
Ackman’s suggestion for meeting potential romantic partners quickly became a joke online.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Never pegged Ackman for a “M’lady” guy. Where’s his fedora?
Aren’t there a lot of people who don’t like Trump and who find him extremely controversial?
I don’t think we get to just kill people we don’t like. That seem like a problematic solution to a the reality that people are irritating.
I don’t think we get to just kill people we don’t like. That seem like a problematic solution to a the reality that people are irritating.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Aren’t there a lot of people who don’t like Trump and who find him extremely controversial?
I don’t think we get to just kill people we don’t like. That seem like a problematic solution to a the reality that people are irritating.
I don’t think we get to just kill people we don’t like. That seem like a problematic solution to a the reality that people are irritating.
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
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