Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️
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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
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I think, perhaps, it is about time I explained myself to our American friends youtu.be/palevTnLiec?...
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Not textbook walking to heel, but we'll take it considering their upbringing.😆
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not textbook walking to heel, but we'll take it considering their upbringing.😆
A bit difficult to take a flattering photo when the wind is gusting around 30mph #DogsOfBluesky
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A bit difficult to take a flattering photo when the wind is gusting around 30mph #DogsOfBluesky
GETTING EXCITED NOW
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
GETTING EXCITED NOW
I love my Scandi mittens, thanks Mrs P.
They do render one slightly incapable, but blimmin eck they're warm.
They do render one slightly incapable, but blimmin eck they're warm.
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I love my Scandi mittens, thanks Mrs P.
They do render one slightly incapable, but blimmin eck they're warm.
They do render one slightly incapable, but blimmin eck they're warm.
Two very nicely tired-out rescue dogs. Both did marvellously on today's walk. Tiny Pepper on the right was a hero; nothing fazes her be it cars, motorbikes, or barky dogs. She acted as encouragement and guidance for her bigger but still quite insecure buddy Bria. Proud of them both. #DogsOfBlueSky
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Two very nicely tired-out rescue dogs. Both did marvellously on today's walk. Tiny Pepper on the right was a hero; nothing fazes her be it cars, motorbikes, or barky dogs. She acted as encouragement and guidance for her bigger but still quite insecure buddy Bria. Proud of them both. #DogsOfBlueSky
Oh piss. Forgot to buy a tub of cheese footballs. Can't be arsed to go out to the shops again now either. I mean, they're vile, fair enough, but it's Christmas innit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh piss. Forgot to buy a tub of cheese footballs. Can't be arsed to go out to the shops again now either. I mean, they're vile, fair enough, but it's Christmas innit.
Look I spent fully 35 bastard seconds on this and I'm fucked if I'm going to let it go to waste.
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Look I spent fully 35 bastard seconds on this and I'm fucked if I'm going to let it go to waste.
What is making me giggle slightly is how fucking confused anyone from outside the UK is going to be by this
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What is making me giggle slightly is how fucking confused anyone from outside the UK is going to be by this
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus..
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus..
It's the little things that count.
It's the little things that count.
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It's almost as if a succession of greed driven arseholes have been chronically underfunding the infrastructure for years in order to pay dividends to shareholders who give absolutely no fucks at all about the plight of service users.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Supply 'too reliant' on one asset, says South East Water boss - BBC News
South East Water wants to expand output capacity after Tunbridge Wells issues, says David Hinton.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's almost as if a succession of greed driven arseholes have been chronically underfunding the infrastructure for years in order to pay dividends to shareholders who give absolutely no fucks at all about the plight of service users.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Begod, I canst not gette used to these lighte evenings of layte.
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December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Begod, I canst not gette used to these lighte evenings of layte.
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FRESH FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
FRESH FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
Now that these fuckers can no longer do "trailhunting" I'm thinking of contacting them to ask if they do wasps.
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Now that these fuckers can no longer do "trailhunting" I'm thinking of contacting them to ask if they do wasps.
Jean-Michel Basquiat, artist, genius. Born this day 1960. Taken, as is the way of these things, too soon.
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Jean-Michel Basquiat, artist, genius. Born this day 1960. Taken, as is the way of these things, too soon.
It would be nice to limit post visibility to certain countries only, because fuck me some countries are full of self-righteous po-faced humourless cunts.
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It would be nice to limit post visibility to certain countries only, because fuck me some countries are full of self-righteous po-faced humourless cunts.
Peas on earth.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Peas on earth.
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One of my favorite photos I took this year doing a 20 second exposure so I could capture the field and the barn along with the milky way. Hope everyone has a fantastic holiday #BlueSkyArtShow #OpenHouse #BlueSkyPhotographer #BlueSkyPhotography #NightShots
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One of my favorite photos I took this year doing a 20 second exposure so I could capture the field and the barn along with the milky way. Hope everyone has a fantastic holiday #BlueSkyArtShow #OpenHouse #BlueSkyPhotographer #BlueSkyPhotography #NightShots
OH NO PLEASE DON'T BAN TRAVEL FROM EUROPE TO THE UNITED STATES FOR WHEREVER SHALL WE ALL GO FOR HISTORY CULTURE STUNNING LANDSCAPES AND GOOD FOOD
meanwhile, the Twitterati are calling for a ban on all travel from Europe
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
OH NO PLEASE DON'T BAN TRAVEL FROM EUROPE TO THE UNITED STATES FOR WHEREVER SHALL WE ALL GO FOR HISTORY CULTURE STUNNING LANDSCAPES AND GOOD FOOD
Mrs P grew some chillies.
I harvested and dried the chillies.
To make chilli flakes I put the dried chillies in a bowl and set forth my wrath upon them with a stick blender.
And yea, verily did the dried chillies turn into aerosolized death and fuck up my lungs right proper.
Motherfuckers.
I harvested and dried the chillies.
To make chilli flakes I put the dried chillies in a bowl and set forth my wrath upon them with a stick blender.
And yea, verily did the dried chillies turn into aerosolized death and fuck up my lungs right proper.
Motherfuckers.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mrs P grew some chillies.
I harvested and dried the chillies.
To make chilli flakes I put the dried chillies in a bowl and set forth my wrath upon them with a stick blender.
And yea, verily did the dried chillies turn into aerosolized death and fuck up my lungs right proper.
Motherfuckers.
I harvested and dried the chillies.
To make chilli flakes I put the dried chillies in a bowl and set forth my wrath upon them with a stick blender.
And yea, verily did the dried chillies turn into aerosolized death and fuck up my lungs right proper.
Motherfuckers.
Mince pie from our local artisan bakery and a mug o' tea. Feeling Christmassy but if I hear Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard I will fucking burn the first Christmas tree I see to the ground.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Mince pie from our local artisan bakery and a mug o' tea. Feeling Christmassy but if I hear Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard I will fucking burn the first Christmas tree I see to the ground.
Over the Christmas period I am going to watch Mrs Harris Goes to Paris because I am comfortable in my masculinity and also because Mrs P says that I fucking have to.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Over the Christmas period I am going to watch Mrs Harris Goes to Paris because I am comfortable in my masculinity and also because Mrs P says that I fucking have to.
One of my favourite things is when an artist can express cold. Bone-crunching, iron-hard cold.
Laurie Campbell (Canadian, b.1969)
"Promenade Entre Amies," 2023
Oil on canvas
22 x 16 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Promenade Entre Amies," 2023
Oil on canvas
22 x 16 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One of my favourite things is when an artist can express cold. Bone-crunching, iron-hard cold.
Well I know what I'm watching tonight. Because I love erm, Christmas, and erm Tudors, and erm merriness. Oh... Lucy Worsley is presenting you say? Well I can't say I noticed that, nothing to do with my viewing decision OF COURSE - WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well I know what I'm watching tonight. Because I love erm, Christmas, and erm Tudors, and erm merriness. Oh... Lucy Worsley is presenting you say? Well I can't say I noticed that, nothing to do with my viewing decision OF COURSE - WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?