A Cheeseburger Pillow
@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut
Pinned
Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
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can't believe they blew up max reebo and droopy mccool
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
can't believe they blew up max reebo and droopy mccool
I'll leave my phone at home and use cash so no one can prove I had a Whopper Jr., meanwhile these mfers email about their sex crimes
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'll leave my phone at home and use cash so no one can prove I had a Whopper Jr., meanwhile these mfers email about their sex crimes
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Rediscovered RED HOT + BLUE, a great tribute album to Cole Porter.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne - Don't Fence Me In
YouTube video by 3Decades
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November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Rediscovered RED HOT + BLUE, a great tribute album to Cole Porter.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
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watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
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There are two sides to every hole.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There are two sides to every hole.
Don't you even think about introducing me to your spouse. "Here's the person I fuck" how dare you, what kind of sick shit is this
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Don't you even think about introducing me to your spouse. "Here's the person I fuck" how dare you, what kind of sick shit is this
The body horror lurking in the phrase "nose always in a book"
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The body horror lurking in the phrase "nose always in a book"
Sucks when the three quatrains write a check the rhyming couplet can't cash.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sucks when the three quatrains write a check the rhyming couplet can't cash.
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Rather pointed that my mental illness would steer me in this particular direction
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Rather pointed that my mental illness would steer me in this particular direction
Dipping my Trader Joe's Frosted Teddy Grahams into my non-dairy Phish Food, just as I was destined to do.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dipping my Trader Joe's Frosted Teddy Grahams into my non-dairy Phish Food, just as I was destined to do.
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"Now streaming on Peacock" wtf did you just say to me
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Now streaming on Peacock" wtf did you just say to me
Five Guys? That's too many guys.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Five Guys? That's too many guys.
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I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Everything bagel seltzer
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everything bagel seltzer
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers