A Cheeseburger Pillow
@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut
I cannot imagine how much my 10-year-old brain mispronounced the words "covert modem."
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I cannot imagine how much my 10-year-old brain mispronounced the words "covert modem."
Very seriously considering a Hide and Seek card tattoo.
September 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Very seriously considering a Hide and Seek card tattoo.
I saw the line "One-act Play" in Wiki table of contents for the Speed Racer franchise and tapped through the screen.
![One-act play
In 1994,[48] Pangea Corporation wrote and produced a one-act play titled Spridle: A One Man Show [sic],[49] which debuted at San Diego Comic-Con and was a huge success.[50] It chronicled what happened to all the Speed Racer characters after the show was canceled, following the concept that the characters were real and had private lives. Spritle, Speed's younger brother, relates the tell-all confessional piece as a disgruntled grown-up who is now sour that his career floundered after his celebrity status on the show. It was cited by Wizard magazine as one of the top 10 best sessions at Comic-Con 1994. The show was written by John Schulte and John Besmehn, produced, directed, and moderated by Cheryl Ann Wong.[citation needed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zxfppt3l3o7ejbqs6x5czcdb/bafkreigsnkxxkfwbj7mqnj7swgm7qv7kw7cu5zekwyjov3d3kbbn733qoe@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I saw the line "One-act Play" in Wiki table of contents for the Speed Racer franchise and tapped through the screen.
1 pierogi please
August 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
1 pierogi please
Captain, would you say I'm MAGA... or woke?
July 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Captain, would you say I'm MAGA... or woke?
Toss those peanut butter-filled pretzels in between two squares of the overpriced fancy chocolate from the twee little indie shop. There's a reason you love me.
July 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Toss those peanut butter-filled pretzels in between two squares of the overpriced fancy chocolate from the twee little indie shop. There's a reason you love me.
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral -- Can't understand what I mean? You soon will...
July 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral -- Can't understand what I mean? You soon will...
Looking for a brain in a cornfield you say?
June 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Looking for a brain in a cornfield you say?
Well now this might SEEM confusing but surely South Glebe's position relative to East Glebe makes perfect sense -- one moment, I've just been handed an important update,
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Well now this might SEEM confusing but surely South Glebe's position relative to East Glebe makes perfect sense -- one moment, I've just been handed an important update,
Agent Ween and Agent Shrek
June 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Agent Ween and Agent Shrek
There is a crisis in men's friendships because we are held to an impossible standard.
May 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There is a crisis in men's friendships because we are held to an impossible standard.
This man is named Potsch Boyd
May 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This man is named Potsch Boyd
Do you think if you held a gun to Liam Neeson's head he could recall a single detail about this movie?
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Do you think if you held a gun to Liam Neeson's head he could recall a single detail about this movie?
Calling my grandmother in the nursing home to slowly and patiently explain the sentence "damn, the @ennuidoofen.bsky.social followback hits different"
March 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Calling my grandmother in the nursing home to slowly and patiently explain the sentence "damn, the @ennuidoofen.bsky.social followback hits different"
Like I said
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Like I said