A Cheeseburger Pillow
@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut
Pinned
Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
I'll leave my phone at home and use cash so no one can prove I had a Whopper Jr., meanwhile these mfers email about their sex crimes
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'll leave my phone at home and use cash so no one can prove I had a Whopper Jr., meanwhile these mfers email about their sex crimes
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Rediscovered RED HOT + BLUE, a great tribute album to Cole Porter.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne - Don't Fence Me In
YouTube video by 3Decades
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November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Rediscovered RED HOT + BLUE, a great tribute album to Cole Porter.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
David Byrne, for one, absolutely understood the assignment.
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watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
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There are two sides to every hole.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There are two sides to every hole.
Don't you even think about introducing me to your spouse. "Here's the person I fuck" how dare you, what kind of sick shit is this
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Don't you even think about introducing me to your spouse. "Here's the person I fuck" how dare you, what kind of sick shit is this
The body horror lurking in the phrase "nose always in a book"
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The body horror lurking in the phrase "nose always in a book"
Sucks when the three quatrains write a check the rhyming couplet can't cash.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sucks when the three quatrains write a check the rhyming couplet can't cash.
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Rather pointed that my mental illness would steer me in this particular direction
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Rather pointed that my mental illness would steer me in this particular direction
Dipping my Trader Joe's Frosted Teddy Grahams into my non-dairy Phish Food, just as I was destined to do.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dipping my Trader Joe's Frosted Teddy Grahams into my non-dairy Phish Food, just as I was destined to do.
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"Now streaming on Peacock" wtf did you just say to me
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Now streaming on Peacock" wtf did you just say to me
Five Guys? That's too many guys.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Five Guys? That's too many guys.
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I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I generally avoid threatening people with death or physical harm on here because it strikes me as a pretty unproductive and fucked up thing to do, with the notable exception of the sentient car Lightning McQueen from the Cars movies. who I will kill
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Everything bagel seltzer
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everything bagel seltzer
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
An unstoppable thot meets an immovable fuccboi
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
An unstoppable thot meets an immovable fuccboi