CheeseBurgerHelper
cheeseburgerhelper.bsky.social
CheeseBurgerHelper
@cheeseburgerhelper.bsky.social
he/him, 26, I like a lot of stuff and post rarely
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December 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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🤼
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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💚💚💚 Did you know that There's a page of just frog products in my shop? Well! now you do! 💚💚💚

Take a peek here: www.etsy.com/shop/Mossand...

{ #mossandbug #smallbusiness #handmade }
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"This use of GenAI is fine because VAs signed contracts to relinquish their rights".

Well yeah, have you seen what happens to those who don't want to sign off on this? Can you really call that consent when the alternative is losing (or never getting) a job?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Captain Torture
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I hate hate hate repeatedly asking for help for car issues but I need help again hahaha

I have a credit card I can put it on but then I’d have multiple full cards again ko-fi.com/acheyri
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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goading retribution
June 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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required reading
September 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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ok this is objectively the funniest ability in the series
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM