Chip
@cheeeep.bsky.social
editor of nerds. pizza every Thursday. CDMX gringo.
Phillip Rivers is the QB suburban Indianapolis deserves.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Phillip Rivers is the QB suburban Indianapolis deserves.
Full disclosure: This dinner was created with the use of generative AI.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Full disclosure: This dinner was created with the use of generative AI.
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So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way
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Would like to report some gang tattoos.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Would like to report some gang tattoos.
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
June 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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In a BLT the L stands for Laser
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
In a BLT the L stands for Laser
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Due to some editorial changes at the River Side Casino employee newsletter, we are now only publishing 12 pages of old Dilbert comics
February 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Due to some editorial changes at the River Side Casino employee newsletter, we are now only publishing 12 pages of old Dilbert comics
"No foul play" means you gotta assume Gene's wife was cool w/ it all. OK. But I better find out the dog was 18 and had stage 4 cancer.
February 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"No foul play" means you gotta assume Gene's wife was cool w/ it all. OK. But I better find out the dog was 18 and had stage 4 cancer.
Just earnestly said, "We're canceling our trip to El Salvador."
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just earnestly said, "We're canceling our trip to El Salvador."
now the move here is to avoid the pre-marinated arrachera, get some outside skirt, and give it a rub bout 30 min before you put it on. but first, veggies and quesadillas. or, as they call them in cdmx, quesadillas con queso.
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
now the move here is to avoid the pre-marinated arrachera, get some outside skirt, and give it a rub bout 30 min before you put it on. but first, veggies and quesadillas. or, as they call them in cdmx, quesadillas con queso.
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Very happy with the way @rollingstone.com and my boy @milesklee.bsky.social played this headline!
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump and Allies Default to Racist Explanation of Deadly Air Collision
President Trump blamed diverse hiring policies for a deadly mid-air collision between a commercial jet and an Army helicopter that killed 67 people
www.rollingstone.com
January 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Very happy with the way @rollingstone.com and my boy @milesklee.bsky.social played this headline!
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
With Sean Duffy in the news, going over old Real World seasons with my coworker, and she just mentioned "that season with Puck." Biiiiiitch, that is not the one.
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
With Sean Duffy in the news, going over old Real World seasons with my coworker, and she just mentioned "that season with Puck." Biiiiiitch, that is not the one.
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Language matters.
Trump’s immigration policy is not targeting criminals, it is racial profiling.
Guantanamo will not be a detention facility, it will be a concentration camp.
Migrants will not be detained, people will be interned.
Mainstream media will get this wrong. We need to get it right.
Trump’s immigration policy is not targeting criminals, it is racial profiling.
Guantanamo will not be a detention facility, it will be a concentration camp.
Migrants will not be detained, people will be interned.
Mainstream media will get this wrong. We need to get it right.
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Language matters.
Trump’s immigration policy is not targeting criminals, it is racial profiling.
Guantanamo will not be a detention facility, it will be a concentration camp.
Migrants will not be detained, people will be interned.
Mainstream media will get this wrong. We need to get it right.
Trump’s immigration policy is not targeting criminals, it is racial profiling.
Guantanamo will not be a detention facility, it will be a concentration camp.
Migrants will not be detained, people will be interned.
Mainstream media will get this wrong. We need to get it right.
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*trying to fall asleep
My brain: what if Erica Badu named her son Yabada..
My brain: what if Erica Badu named her son Yabada..
December 2, 2024 at 5:47 PM
*trying to fall asleep
My brain: what if Erica Badu named her son Yabada..
My brain: what if Erica Badu named her son Yabada..
But the rivers and the lakes I'm used to are lame.
(tough to get a clear shot w/o anyone posing, but I like how it shows scale. Valle de Bravo)
(tough to get a clear shot w/o anyone posing, but I like how it shows scale. Valle de Bravo)
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
But the rivers and the lakes I'm used to are lame.
(tough to get a clear shot w/o anyone posing, but I like how it shows scale. Valle de Bravo)
(tough to get a clear shot w/o anyone posing, but I like how it shows scale. Valle de Bravo)
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Opened Twitter.
"The Left cheer on UnitedHealthcare CEO killing because he was a white man. If it were a black woman things would be different."
Closed Twitter.
"The Left cheer on UnitedHealthcare CEO killing because he was a white man. If it were a black woman things would be different."
Closed Twitter.
December 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Opened Twitter.
"The Left cheer on UnitedHealthcare CEO killing because he was a white man. If it were a black woman things would be different."
Closed Twitter.
"The Left cheer on UnitedHealthcare CEO killing because he was a white man. If it were a black woman things would be different."
Closed Twitter.
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
reason.com/2017/10/30/h...
reason.com/2017/10/30/h...
He Said He Wanted a 'Lawyer[,] Dog'; The Court Ruled That Was Too Vague
The Louisiana Supreme Court denied an appeal by a defendant claiming police ignored his request for a lawyer.
reason.com
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 PM
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
reason.com/2017/10/30/h...
reason.com/2017/10/30/h...
Men who think about the Roman Empire are actually just pining for the Spanish Empire.
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Men who think about the Roman Empire are actually just pining for the Spanish Empire.