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C.H. Ashton
@chashton.bsky.social
Author of the Raifor Saga. MMO-Enthusiast. Anime Dabbler. NJ's best kept secret.
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you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in
November 16, 2023 at 5:53 AM
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if your post does not directly contribute to the reduction and eventual elimination of the federal deficit, you should not post it. i personally ensure that every single one of my posts upholds this standard, a standard i encourage you all to adopt as well
November 16, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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Peeper is obsessed with blueberries but hates the skin, and she's really good at somehow eating just the inside while spitting out the rest in a single piece
October 27, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
June 15, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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I'm providing super affordable edits on science fiction, fantasy, and horror short stories, novellas, and novels!

Tryna get that freelance life going, you feel?

Anyway, check out my gig if you're in need of edits! I edit with lots of love. 🥺🧡

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October 26, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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October 23, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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I’ve been thinking about how tiny changes of phrasing can elicit different responses to the same message.

Today I got annoyed at someone who said to me “all I ask is that you…”

I wouldn’t have gotten annoyed if they said “I’d appreciate if you…”
October 18, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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Hi.

I run a speculative fiction writers' group on Discord. We've just crossed 200 members!

Feel free to hit me up if you write spec fic (sci-fi, fantasy, horror) and would like a community of friendly fellow spec fic writers!

Ok, that's it, love you, bye. 👋🏾
October 13, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one
October 15, 2023 at 4:12 PM
I don't want it!
October 9, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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So, Google made some changes to their algorithm that have severely impacted my little noodle blog and where it appears on search engines (namely, of course, Google).

I'd appreciate any help you can give, especially by subscribing to my newsletter for noodly content!

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October 9, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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checking in on twitter lately is just the 'damn bitch you live like this' meme
October 8, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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Three 👑s
📽️
October 8, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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twitch.tv/archerlewys

hey everyone!! I just realised that I'm 15 followers away from 1K followers on twitch!! if we could get to 1k by the end of the year, that'd be awesome!

(also my affiliate anniversary is coming up very soon, hoping to have something planned for it soon!)
ArcherLewys - Twitch
Hey all! The name's Archer, I'm a transmasc nonbinary frog lad (he/they pronouns), a type 1 diabetic, and honestly? I'm just here chillin'! Come join us at the Froggie Pond!
twitch.tv
September 30, 2023 at 6:09 PM
One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is I can do great things if I just get out of my own way/head about it.
September 20, 2023 at 2:24 PM
My superpower is that if I look at a picture of a bone for longer than 5 seconds that bone will start to hurt.
September 19, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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When you stumble upon ancient scriptures
September 19, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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When you spot someone on here you recognize from anitwitter
July 2, 2023 at 12:01 AM
"Man Bsky is kinda lame today wtf" - Guy who is actually on Xtwit. T'was me. I'm himeth.
September 19, 2023 at 12:53 PM
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on puter
September 19, 2023 at 8:46 AM
Listen here buddy. I’m not interrupting because I’m rude. I’m interrupting because I already know what I’m going to say and if I don’t say it now I’ll forget by the time you finish.
September 15, 2023 at 11:38 PM
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You'd think corporations would embrace working from home or at least hybrid considering the money saved and the productivity it's been proven to have.

Nope. Better appease our real estate overlords. 🙃
September 12, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun
August 7, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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*tips bike*
July 20, 2023 at 1:39 PM