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Charles P
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I just got one thing to say to you:
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Now that I've finished a game, here's my thread of games I beat in 2025 🧵
If you told me the Kirby DLC would feature bosses with raid mechanics and DPS checks I would not have believed you but here we are (this was awesome)
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i think i've gotta learn more about gambling so I can better articulate why I don't wanna

when did so much gambling happen
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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azhdarchid.com/against-metr...

I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
Against 'Metroidbrania': a Landscape of Knowledge Games
What are knowledge games? How do we relate them to each other? What sub-genres exist – and which ones might be implied?
azhdarchid.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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“When I got to the title it was a sad pikachu and over pikachu it read: ’Pokemon Yellow: Depressed Version’.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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dragon quest 1 is in the air lately, so please enjoy this old blog exploring the development of one of my favorite relationships with a jrpg world map
tunditur-unda.neocities.org/posts/2020-0...
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey wait I did do this maybe I am epic
Last year I played a lot of games. This year I'm to read, write, and watch more.

That said I am simultaneously playing more now than I ever have but I actually don't want to drop any of them.
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I tried very very very hard to keep my mood from dipping during this year's solar banishment ritual and it did not work
raaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SUNLIGHT!!! LIFE!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!!!!!!! (I'm taking a walk at 5pm)
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Good news though they do still make games like this but even better now and they is Freehold and the game is Caves of Qud
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (PC)

Beat the base game. I understand why this kind of design isn't mainstream anymore, but MAN do I love it. I did not understand how to play this as a kid but now I do and it was so rewarding. An ambitious political/religious setting and a fantastic world.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hilarious that in the new Pokemon you are told to stalk and jump other trainers at night - this is great.
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Some photos of my childhood shopping mall I saw on FB today. This was ~10 years before I ever went but this is how I remember it. That massive glass ceiling is still around, but most of the grenery and decor is long gone.
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I actually think it’s good when deeply offputting users have horrible AI avatars. its the 2025 version of this
September 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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*Jeff Bridges voice* The Grid
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Taking the Friday before Labor Day off has proven to be one of the best decisions of my life. And the weather was sub-80f this weekend too I am happy to be alive
September 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🙏 may I never use more than three thesaurus-worthy words in a reply to a reddit thread

🙏 may I never reply to a reddit thread

🙏 may I never open reddit
August 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
While I'm procrastinating sleep and talking games - SMT IV'S smirk merchanic is so funny. Press Turn is already so swingy and every now and then it can EXTRA swing, which feels euphoric when it happens to you. When it happens to an enemy, heaven forbid a boss, you might as well reload lol. Amazing.
August 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Tonight in Death Stranding I finished a road system over the mountains. To fund this construction I had to raid a lot of raider camps, where I learned that the speed external prosthetics let Sam perform Olympic-surpassing insta-KO dropkicks.

I cannot put this game down.
August 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The word selfie was invented in 2002, but in 1999, Final Fantasy gave us the RPG character most likely to take/post selfies in the history of video games, and her name was Selphie. And yet somehow some people still don’t think that the world is a beautiful miracle
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hadn't seen this in a few years. It's still great.
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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AI weirdos can pry em dashes and sparkle emojis from my cold, dead hands
June 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
had an intense craving for a blue powerade slushie from sonic in the middle of the night and had to explain to my wife that that is my equivalent of getting boba as a little treat
August 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I know a lot of people have been waiting for this one… Metaphor: ReFantazio has been added to the Game UI Database! One of the most eye-catching interfaces of recent times.
www.gameuidatabase.com/gameData.php...

This also marks another huge milestone for the site: 1500 Games!
2k by Xmas? Lets gooo!
August 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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More reasons to play Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a proposition I'll happily take any day of the week.
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM