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TJ Denzer
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Senior News Editor Shacknews.com & culinary host of tasty indies on Indie-licious. Unofficial Bowser expert/weirdo. contact: tj.denzer (at) http://shacknews.com
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Yeah, it's a repost, but please play this at my funeral without explanation or context. It's as good of an understanding of who I am as you're going to get and the people closest to me will understand.
"Volunteer Resignation Program"

A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability.

The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...
Krafton launches voluntary resignation program for employees as it transforms into an “AI first company”  - AUTOMATON WEST
Following its decision to became an "AI first" game company, Krafton is soliciting voluntary resignations from its employees.
automaton-media.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?"

I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why'd Bowser paint that?
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A friend who has never watched Evangelion is asking me about it because of the Sanrio collaboration (Hangyudon is her favorite guy)
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So I feel like it's kind of worth pointing out: Don't expect duos matchmaking to be a proper duos mode in ARC Raiders. Solo, duo, trio will all prioritize matchmaking with each other, but you could still run into different compositions.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work.

All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It is my understanding that today’s Nintendo Direct will begin with a ritual sacrifice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He knows what he did and must pay for his sins.
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The State of Play is over. It's time for Indie-licious! This week we're checking out Windswept by @weatherfell.bsky.social! It promises to be a tough platformer, but it's also got a pretty pixel art style featuring a turtle and duck duo. Come watch! #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Second Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls Closed PS5 Beta announced at Sony PlayStation State of Play Japan. It will run from December 5-7, 2025! #Marvel #FGC #Gaming
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The sublime musical experience you all need.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
For maximum alpha, eat the spiciest food you see at the banquet table, and then brag about how it's no big deal before you excuse yourself to the restroom to vomit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Another banger out of Enhance Games. They just don't miss.

Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Enhance keeps the party going with a breathtakingly musical take on a classic puzzle game.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?"

The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Sony announces PlayStation State of Play Japan, airing tomorrow
Sony announces PlayStation State of Play Japan, airing tomorrow
The latest PlayStation event will showcase games 'created in Japan and across Asia.'
dlvr.it
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bon voyage, Conehead Kim. I hope your dumbass ruins a fifth marriage.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It would appear that f***-'n-suck Chuck Schumer has has proven me right once again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The recent confusion over Kojima’s tastes in fan art is funny because if you played Death Stranding 2 and saw what happened to Higgs, you know there’s very little anyone could come up with that is weirder than what Kojima himself did to Higgs.
a man with red paint on his face is standing in front of a target that says ' x ' on it
ALT: a man with red paint on his face is standing in front of a target that says ' x ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
*throwing open my window like Scrooge on Christmas*

“You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When they called Ned “one of God’s strongest soldiers” I didn’t think Fortnite would take it quite so literal.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM