TJ Denzer
@johnnychugs.bsky.social
Senior News Editor Shacknews.com & culinary host of tasty indies on Indie-licious. Unofficial Bowser expert/weirdo. contact: tj.denzer (at) http://shacknews.com
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TJ Denzer
@johnnychugs.bsky.social
· Apr 9
Yeah, it's a repost, but please play this at my funeral without explanation or context. It's as good of an understanding of who I am as you're going to get and the people closest to me will understand.
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.
The way I’m trying to sprint to the end of this season before social media ruins it for me got me doing quick time events in my dreams dodging spoilers…
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The way I’m trying to sprint to the end of this season before social media ruins it for me got me doing quick time events in my dreams dodging spoilers…
Did Hillary know he had vacuumed a load out of her prized hog going into the 2016 election?
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Did Hillary know he had vacuumed a load out of her prized hog going into the 2016 election?
Uncooked rice kinda the stripper glitter of edible grains.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Uncooked rice kinda the stripper glitter of edible grains.
Bing Crosby implies the existence of other variants, such as the Maraschino Crosby.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bing Crosby implies the existence of other variants, such as the Maraschino Crosby.
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Dispatch review: All in a day's work
Dispatch review: All in a day's work
AdHoc Studio's debut game is an unforgettable story of redemption and legacy.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dispatch review: All in a day's work
"Volunteer Resignation Program"
A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability.
The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...
A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability.
The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...
Krafton launches voluntary resignation program for employees as it transforms into an “AI first company” - AUTOMATON WEST
Following its decision to became an "AI first" game company, Krafton is soliciting voluntary resignations from its employees.
automaton-media.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Volunteer Resignation Program"
A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability.
The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...
A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability.
The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...
"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?"
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?"
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
Why'd Bowser paint that?
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why'd Bowser paint that?
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A friend who has never watched Evangelion is asking me about it because of the Sanrio collaboration (Hangyudon is her favorite guy)
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A friend who has never watched Evangelion is asking me about it because of the Sanrio collaboration (Hangyudon is her favorite guy)
So I feel like it's kind of worth pointing out: Don't expect duos matchmaking to be a proper duos mode in ARC Raiders. Solo, duo, trio will all prioritize matchmaking with each other, but you could still run into different compositions.
ARC Raiders launched a duo matchmaking system, but it's not a duos mode
ARC Raiders launched a duo matchmaking system, but it's not a duos mode
Embark Studios explains that while the system will try to prioritize making duos play with duos, and similarly for solo and trio, it's not a guaranteed system.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So I feel like it's kind of worth pointing out: Don't expect duos matchmaking to be a proper duos mode in ARC Raiders. Solo, duo, trio will all prioritize matchmaking with each other, but you could still run into different compositions.
TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.
Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩
It is my understanding that today’s Nintendo Direct will begin with a ritual sacrifice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He knows what he did and must pay for his sins.
Watch The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct here
Watch The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct here
Catch the first trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It is my understanding that today’s Nintendo Direct will begin with a ritual sacrifice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He knows what he did and must pay for his sins.
Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.
Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social
The State of Play is over. It's time for Indie-licious! This week we're checking out Windswept by @weatherfell.bsky.social! It promises to be a tough platformer, but it's also got a pretty pixel art style featuring a turtle and duck duo. Come watch! #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev
ShackStream: Indie-licious Episode 183 - Windswept
ShackStream: Indie-licious Episode 183 - Windswept
Can a turtle and a duck overcome a myriad of challenges that await them on this platforming journey?
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The State of Play is over. It's time for Indie-licious! This week we're checking out Windswept by @weatherfell.bsky.social! It promises to be a tough platformer, but it's also got a pretty pixel art style featuring a turtle and duck duo. Come watch! #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev
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The sublime musical experience you all need.
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Enhance keeps the party going with a breathtakingly musical take on a classic puzzle game.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The sublime musical experience you all need.
For maximum alpha, eat the spiciest food you see at the banquet table, and then brag about how it's no big deal before you excuse yourself to the restroom to vomit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
For maximum alpha, eat the spiciest food you see at the banquet table, and then brag about how it's no big deal before you excuse yourself to the restroom to vomit.
Another banger out of Enhance Games. They just don't miss.
Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.
Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Enhance keeps the party going with a breathtakingly musical take on a classic puzzle game.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Another banger out of Enhance Games. They just don't miss.
Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.
Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.
Reposted by TJ Denzer
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Enhance keeps the party going with a breathtakingly musical take on a classic puzzle game.
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares
Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2
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"If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?"
The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.
The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?"
The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.
The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.