TJ Denzer
@johnnychugs.bsky.social
Senior News Editor Shacknews.com & culinary host of tasty indies on Indie-licious. Unofficial Bowser expert/weirdo. contact: tj.denzer (at) http://shacknews.com
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.
The way I’m trying to sprint to the end of this season before social media ruins it for me got me doing quick time events in my dreams dodging spoilers…
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The way I’m trying to sprint to the end of this season before social media ruins it for me got me doing quick time events in my dreams dodging spoilers…
Did Hillary know he had vacuumed a load out of her prized hog going into the 2016 election?
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Did Hillary know he had vacuumed a load out of her prized hog going into the 2016 election?
"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?"
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?"
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.
Why'd Bowser paint that?
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why'd Bowser paint that?
TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.
Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.
Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩
Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.
Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social
Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2
Bon voyage, Conehead Kim. I hope your dumbass ruins a fifth marriage.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bon voyage, Conehead Kim. I hope your dumbass ruins a fifth marriage.
It would appear that f***-'n-suck Chuck Schumer has has proven me right once again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It would appear that f***-'n-suck Chuck Schumer has has proven me right once again.
*throwing open my window like Scrooge on Christmas*
“You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”
“You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
*throwing open my window like Scrooge on Christmas*
“You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”
“You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”
When they called Ned “one of God’s strongest soldiers” I didn’t think Fortnite would take it quite so literal.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When they called Ned “one of God’s strongest soldiers” I didn’t think Fortnite would take it quite so literal.
More reasons to talk about #HyruleWarriors? You freaking bet. Proud to have joined Shea on the latest All Things Nintendo to gush about the things I love in Age of Imprisonment and discuss why I think the music and padding bring the game down a bit. Check it out!
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
More reasons to talk about #HyruleWarriors? You freaking bet. Proud to have joined Shea on the latest All Things Nintendo to gush about the things I love in Age of Imprisonment and discuss why I think the music and padding bring the game down a bit. Check it out!
This is delightful and I will probably be referring to him as Mysterious Golem-Kun from here forth.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is delightful and I will probably be referring to him as Mysterious Golem-Kun from here forth.
Have you been waiting for it? #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment is out today! Go have a look at my review if you haven’t. And if you’re jumping in, have a blast! Do it or Calamo will hit you with the bees.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Have you been waiting for it? #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment is out today! Go have a look at my review if you haven’t. And if you’re jumping in, have a blast! Do it or Calamo will hit you with the bees.
When the costume party has a grab bag of props, but everyone else picked it over first, so I just kind of work with what's left. #Pokemon
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When the costume party has a grab bag of props, but everyone else picked it over first, so I just kind of work with what's left. #Pokemon
I might have to add that Japan got the far cooler name for this game to my review cons because if that translation is accurate, “War of the Boundless Seals” goes hard af #HyruleWarriors
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I might have to add that Japan got the far cooler name for this game to my review cons because if that translation is accurate, “War of the Boundless Seals” goes hard af #HyruleWarriors
Safari photo, but 1000 percent more ethical because nobody got hurt and it’s just my tired ass old dog being conked out.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Safari photo, but 1000 percent more ethical because nobody got hurt and it’s just my tired ass old dog being conked out.
Come for my in-depth thoughts and gushing over #HyruleWarriors, stay for the whole gang’s in-depth thoughts and gushing over #AnimalCrossing New Horizons 3.0. Also, we discuss Nintendo’s recent financials!
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Come for my in-depth thoughts and gushing over #HyruleWarriors, stay for the whole gang’s in-depth thoughts and gushing over #AnimalCrossing New Horizons 3.0. Also, we discuss Nintendo’s recent financials!
Taco Bell is making a Baja Blast shake and pie and I'm 99 percent sure if you introduced this into the diet of a non-American before the 1950s, they would become the Toxic Avenger.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Taco Bell is making a Baja Blast shake and pie and I'm 99 percent sure if you introduced this into the diet of a non-American before the 1950s, they would become the Toxic Avenger.
"I'm just a silly lil guy!
*hits you with bees*
tee-hee oops!
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*"
#HyruleWarriors
*hits you with bees*
tee-hee oops!
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*"
#HyruleWarriors
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"I'm just a silly lil guy!
*hits you with bees*
tee-hee oops!
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*"
#HyruleWarriors
*hits you with bees*
tee-hee oops!
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*
*hits you with bees*"
#HyruleWarriors