Chaotic Weevil
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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Just connecting here, but I continue to think it was a bold move for Denver to put their airport in Nebraska
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just connecting here, but I continue to think it was a bold move for Denver to put their airport in Nebraska
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You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this
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Take this quiz to die instantly www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Take this quiz to die instantly www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
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When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point
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September 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show
July 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show
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The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well
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I don't need to know anything more about this sake. I'm in.
May 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don't need to know anything more about this sake. I'm in.
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One of the best books ever written, in any genre.
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One of the best books ever written, in any genre.
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CEO of Nabisco criticizes Cookie Monster
Chief Justice John Roberts tonight spoke about how an independent judiciary has to "check the excesses" of the president:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Chief Justice John Roberts defends independent judiciary as Trump officials criticize courts
Speaking in Buffalo, the Supreme Court justice said judges sometimes have to "check the excesses" of the president and Congress.
www.nbcnews.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CEO of Nabisco criticizes Cookie Monster
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OMG I FIGURED IT OUT
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
May 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
OMG I FIGURED IT OUT
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
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Some 1970's things that I'd like to bring back are songs that are just someone singing the plot of a really obvious movie and crime films where every character is constantly fucking up/getting yelled at. Instead we're just doing the bad economy/national psychotic break thing.
March 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Some 1970's things that I'd like to bring back are songs that are just someone singing the plot of a really obvious movie and crime films where every character is constantly fucking up/getting yelled at. Instead we're just doing the bad economy/national psychotic break thing.
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once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
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“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them
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Paul: when I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Single-use slide customer support: ok I think I see your problem
Single-use slide customer support: ok I think I see your problem
February 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Paul: when I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Single-use slide customer support: ok I think I see your problem
Single-use slide customer support: ok I think I see your problem
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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You're laughing. Dan Snyder is seething with rage because everything is better now that he's gone and you're laughing
Sources: Snyder 'hates' Commanders success
Sources close to the ex-Commanders owner say he remains in denial over what led to his ouster from the NFL.
www.espn.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You're laughing. Dan Snyder is seething with rage because everything is better now that he's gone and you're laughing