@chaoticmatter.bsky.social
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every year, the purple wedge gets bigger
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
every year, the purple wedge gets bigger
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November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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No no keep turning the White House into Versailles, this story has a wonderful ending, a page turner. I don't want to get a head of myself here.
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No no keep turning the White House into Versailles, this story has a wonderful ending, a page turner. I don't want to get a head of myself here.
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IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD WOW!
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD WOW!
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Do we think the elves of the North Pole get to celebrate Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Do we think the elves of the North Pole get to celebrate Halloween
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Design-a-character commission for @aroguecorvid.bsky.social of their timid Shadow Sorceress who is definitely being watched by *something*.
#dndart #dndcharacter #commission
#dndart #dndcharacter #commission
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Design-a-character commission for @aroguecorvid.bsky.social of their timid Shadow Sorceress who is definitely being watched by *something*.
#dndart #dndcharacter #commission
#dndart #dndcharacter #commission
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Hey @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social, did Lou reveal a new Witch subclass during Make Some Noise?
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social, did Lou reveal a new Witch subclass during Make Some Noise?
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Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated
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don’t break my heart *quick changing costume from cowboy to chef’s hat as a kitchen island rises from machinery under the stage* my bake a cakey heart
October 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
don’t break my heart *quick changing costume from cowboy to chef’s hat as a kitchen island rises from machinery under the stage* my bake a cakey heart
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I understand cow tools btw. If you don’t it’s a skill issue. Couldn’t be me
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I understand cow tools btw. If you don’t it’s a skill issue. Couldn’t be me
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We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
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Your site's users need enough time to interact with content and fill out forms. People with disabilities such as blindness, low vision, dexterity impairments, and cognitive disabilities might need more time for things such as forms. Allow users to turn off or extend time limits.
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Your site's users need enough time to interact with content and fill out forms. People with disabilities such as blindness, low vision, dexterity impairments, and cognitive disabilities might need more time for things such as forms. Allow users to turn off or extend time limits.
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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In 2008, Google created an ad-powered wiki encyclopedia called Knol, seen as a "Wikipedia killer" amid its highly-publicized launch. And the Wikimedia Foundation gave an unbothered response that I quite like: "the more good free content, the better for the world." Anyway Knol instantly flopped
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In 2008, Google created an ad-powered wiki encyclopedia called Knol, seen as a "Wikipedia killer" amid its highly-publicized launch. And the Wikimedia Foundation gave an unbothered response that I quite like: "the more good free content, the better for the world." Anyway Knol instantly flopped
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October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Every day I'm tempted to give myself a phd
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Every day I'm tempted to give myself a phd
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![Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreif2hl6u2eqv7rmq27tenpy5s5d7egkhwzvfw4ohpskh67ibuw52ym@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
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My opening for a comedic talk would be "Hi, my name is Karen Ho, a name ruined by white people twice. For nearly three years, I was the only full-time art crime reporter in America. I know why so many museums are haunted and which paintings were seized from Leonardo DiCaprio by the US government."
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My opening for a comedic talk would be "Hi, my name is Karen Ho, a name ruined by white people twice. For nearly three years, I was the only full-time art crime reporter in America. I know why so many museums are haunted and which paintings were seized from Leonardo DiCaprio by the US government."
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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this was filmed april 4th 2025
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this was filmed april 4th 2025