Mia the Calligrapher
@tspcalligrapher.bsky.social
you know what it is, shitposter, merchant of vicious mockery, inking up the internet for nearly a decade. I write your funny words magic man
also with the fucked up self image thing - if I see myself in the features of a character, no matter how objectively hot that character is, they aren't as appealing to me anymore. I saw Shane in all his glory, east asian, freckled, stretch marks stuttering into ginger ale and went aw FUCK. nope.
imposed beauty standards for the self are so fucked what do you MEAN me and the gf both love the other's lil belly but hate looking down and seeing that tum on ourselves what the fuck man
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
also with the fucked up self image thing - if I see myself in the features of a character, no matter how objectively hot that character is, they aren't as appealing to me anymore. I saw Shane in all his glory, east asian, freckled, stretch marks stuttering into ginger ale and went aw FUCK. nope.
imposed beauty standards for the self are so fucked what do you MEAN me and the gf both love the other's lil belly but hate looking down and seeing that tum on ourselves what the fuck man
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
imposed beauty standards for the self are so fucked what do you MEAN me and the gf both love the other's lil belly but hate looking down and seeing that tum on ourselves what the fuck man
there is a specific vocal stim that I've been holding back from doing for so long simply because you have to say it SO loud, does anyone understand me when i say its the part of the Toronto Shordy's Diary video where she goes "IS HE DUMB??"
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there is a specific vocal stim that I've been holding back from doing for so long simply because you have to say it SO loud, does anyone understand me when i say its the part of the Toronto Shordy's Diary video where she goes "IS HE DUMB??"
put on aurora teagarden mysteries while i got work done, got to three bedrooms and screamed like a 2012 era fangirl when Yannick Bisson graced my screen like the Canadian Mystery Icon he is
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
put on aurora teagarden mysteries while i got work done, got to three bedrooms and screamed like a 2012 era fangirl when Yannick Bisson graced my screen like the Canadian Mystery Icon he is
cat in my lap, mercer's last meal on one window, waiting out a valheim thunderstorm on mainscreen and I've unintentionally created atmospheric tavern simulator. wind's blustering, story's being told, and the mouser is cuddling me
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
cat in my lap, mercer's last meal on one window, waiting out a valheim thunderstorm on mainscreen and I've unintentionally created atmospheric tavern simulator. wind's blustering, story's being told, and the mouser is cuddling me
jake paul's knockout has shuffled a buncha boxing stuff onto my feed and by GOD, fuck the weight classes, i wanna see him in the ring with Naoya Inoue (aka The Monster). I wanna see this viper, this mantis shrimp of a man carve down this fucker like a Hollow Knight Speedrunner taking on a boss fight
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
jake paul's knockout has shuffled a buncha boxing stuff onto my feed and by GOD, fuck the weight classes, i wanna see him in the ring with Naoya Inoue (aka The Monster). I wanna see this viper, this mantis shrimp of a man carve down this fucker like a Hollow Knight Speedrunner taking on a boss fight
look i admit being a lapsed canadian when it comes to hockey a lot of the time but every single time commentators and podcasters refer to player supensions as sussies i make a face like a cat being in the same room onions are cut
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
look i admit being a lapsed canadian when it comes to hockey a lot of the time but every single time commentators and podcasters refer to player supensions as sussies i make a face like a cat being in the same room onions are cut
turns out that the fatty part of fancy prosciutto is little to no salt and all fat - i ate some with my hands earlier and now the meowbeast is trying to erase my fingerprints, shes jonesing for that pork fat
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
turns out that the fatty part of fancy prosciutto is little to no salt and all fat - i ate some with my hands earlier and now the meowbeast is trying to erase my fingerprints, shes jonesing for that pork fat
due to the inaccurate definition of the terminology, all media presented as "goonerbait" will now be ranked on a quantifiable scale of jackoffability. Labels will be thus issued in the bottom right corner of media. Thank you for coming to this presentation, are there any questions from the crowd?
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
due to the inaccurate definition of the terminology, all media presented as "goonerbait" will now be ranked on a quantifiable scale of jackoffability. Labels will be thus issued in the bottom right corner of media. Thank you for coming to this presentation, are there any questions from the crowd?
a lot of the meals i eat come from dollarstore cans and little produce markets so whenever i splurge on an actual fancy meal i feel like im clarice starling being lectured by hannibal in that lil speech he does
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
a lot of the meals i eat come from dollarstore cans and little produce markets so whenever i splurge on an actual fancy meal i feel like im clarice starling being lectured by hannibal in that lil speech he does
Blowing TF up on Instagram is super bizarre because like. I am niche weirdo internet calligrapher. W H Y do the people following me have IMDb pages
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Blowing TF up on Instagram is super bizarre because like. I am niche weirdo internet calligrapher. W H Y do the people following me have IMDb pages
Me, trying to enjoy my dim sum cube of delicious osmanthus jelly: mm yomy
The genshin impact ghost haunting my brain, despite never having played the game: OSMA-
The genshin impact ghost haunting my brain, despite never having played the game: OSMA-
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me, trying to enjoy my dim sum cube of delicious osmanthus jelly: mm yomy
The genshin impact ghost haunting my brain, despite never having played the game: OSMA-
The genshin impact ghost haunting my brain, despite never having played the game: OSMA-
bored at a streetcar stop i decided scoop up some salt from the salt piles on the ground to redistribute to the icier part of the sidewalk. cue 2 dozen pigeons coming down thinking it's birdseed. cue random stranger yelling at me for feeding birds. IT'S JUST FUCKIN SALT PEOPLE, PLEASE!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bored at a streetcar stop i decided scoop up some salt from the salt piles on the ground to redistribute to the icier part of the sidewalk. cue 2 dozen pigeons coming down thinking it's birdseed. cue random stranger yelling at me for feeding birds. IT'S JUST FUCKIN SALT PEOPLE, PLEASE!!!!
okay YES i DID sign up for that first 2 months for $5.50 premium CRAVE tv deal to watch the gay hockey boys but i gotta get my money's worth in these two months. guess who's watching every season of letterkenny and probably all of shoresy
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
okay YES i DID sign up for that first 2 months for $5.50 premium CRAVE tv deal to watch the gay hockey boys but i gotta get my money's worth in these two months. guess who's watching every season of letterkenny and probably all of shoresy
someone commissioned a deeply insane alex jones rant as a dumbass commission a while back and regrettably it escaped containment. so now I live in fear of the conservatives who think its like, a legitimate and nonironic piece of work. people are trying to find who i am. i am not on x i will NOT go
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
someone commissioned a deeply insane alex jones rant as a dumbass commission a while back and regrettably it escaped containment. so now I live in fear of the conservatives who think its like, a legitimate and nonironic piece of work. people are trying to find who i am. i am not on x i will NOT go
fun fact i not only have a favourite branch to go to when i get my prints done but i have a favourite xerox machine, due to inexplicable reasons, is nicknamed "spiderman" on the dropdown menu
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
fun fact i not only have a favourite branch to go to when i get my prints done but i have a favourite xerox machine, due to inexplicable reasons, is nicknamed "spiderman" on the dropdown menu
Mind you I was the least cool out of that group of renegades, I mainly showed up to cook and clean so that at least for a day or two they got to experience a clean house and a hot meal
gachiakuta really REALLY reminds me of the stoner art house I used to chill with back in university. rent was dubiously paid. one of the roommates ended up being my weedman and also my boss at a dive bar. Everyone had deeply insane and specific talents. One guy built light sabers, nearly dated him.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Mind you I was the least cool out of that group of renegades, I mainly showed up to cook and clean so that at least for a day or two they got to experience a clean house and a hot meal
gachiakuta really REALLY reminds me of the stoner art house I used to chill with back in university. rent was dubiously paid. one of the roommates ended up being my weedman and also my boss at a dive bar. Everyone had deeply insane and specific talents. One guy built light sabers, nearly dated him.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
gachiakuta really REALLY reminds me of the stoner art house I used to chill with back in university. rent was dubiously paid. one of the roommates ended up being my weedman and also my boss at a dive bar. Everyone had deeply insane and specific talents. One guy built light sabers, nearly dated him.
see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.
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Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?
Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)