Mia the Calligrapher
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you know what it is, shitposter, merchant of vicious mockery, inking up the internet for nearly a decade. I write your funny words magic man
the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday
Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit
listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh
I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup
What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling
god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time
huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump
on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest
Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground
This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack
"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!
sometimes im opening up ms paint
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sometimes im opening up ms paint
this office comes with a builtin armwarmer
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this office comes with a builtin armwarmer
wait wait who the HELL is the english VA for the brother in "may i ask for one more thing" because HELLO??? YOU CAN'T JUST USE "DONNYBROOK" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION, IS THERE A CANADA IN THIS FANTASY EUROPE???
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
wait wait who the HELL is the english VA for the brother in "may i ask for one more thing" because HELLO??? YOU CAN'T JUST USE "DONNYBROOK" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION, IS THERE A CANADA IN THIS FANTASY EUROPE???
roughgrougruh i want rat meal i want cheeses and tinned fish and miscellaneous chunks of produce
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
roughgrougruh i want rat meal i want cheeses and tinned fish and miscellaneous chunks of produce
s/o to the middle aged geeksquad employee who saw my laptop's fucked up keyboard drivers for 5 seconds, then took a single minute to log into store wifi, find update menus that I couldn't find now if I tried, and download a dozen drivers that fixed everything before asking me if i had a membership
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
s/o to the middle aged geeksquad employee who saw my laptop's fucked up keyboard drivers for 5 seconds, then took a single minute to log into store wifi, find update menus that I couldn't find now if I tried, and download a dozen drivers that fixed everything before asking me if i had a membership
if you can time a CT scan for your period, do so. that weird phantom sensation of pissing yourself that you get from the contrast is significantly less alarming when you've already stuffed a mattress down below
October 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if you can time a CT scan for your period, do so. that weird phantom sensation of pissing yourself that you get from the contrast is significantly less alarming when you've already stuffed a mattress down below
Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me
Reposted by Mia the Calligrapher
“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.
one of my fave things in the world is silly authors notes and translator's notes
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
one of my fave things in the world is silly authors notes and translator's notes
If any Torontonians who actually do family thanksgiving are out there... Can I please come? I want turkey 🥺🥺🥺 I will clean dishes 🥺🥺🥺 Plese gib me cran sauss 🥺🥺🥺
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If any Torontonians who actually do family thanksgiving are out there... Can I please come? I want turkey 🥺🥺🥺 I will clean dishes 🥺🥺🥺 Plese gib me cran sauss 🥺🥺🥺
the amount of fiber i've accidentally trained my body into accepting is worrying. If i am in a naked and afraid situation i would have to be airlifted out for bad tummy so soon
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the amount of fiber i've accidentally trained my body into accepting is worrying. If i am in a naked and afraid situation i would have to be airlifted out for bad tummy so soon
i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((
both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)
fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/