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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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If my loved one turned me into AI after my death, I would crawl out of a well and haunt them until they go insane
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If my loved one turned me into AI after my death, I would crawl out of a well and haunt them until they go insane
If I were super rich, I’d be getting 12 hours of sleep a night and hire a therapist for my cats
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If I were super rich, I’d be getting 12 hours of sleep a night and hire a therapist for my cats
No kings but Wenceslas
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No kings but Wenceslas
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Fascinating that are women expected to be perfect beings of light and make no mistakes as parents, men are allowed to use their kids as free therapy
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fascinating that are women expected to be perfect beings of light and make no mistakes as parents, men are allowed to use their kids as free therapy
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Looking at ever buying a house like
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Looking at ever buying a house like
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
My cat is THIS close to figuring out how to open the kitchen cabinets. Anything in a crinkly plastic package is doomed
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My cat is THIS close to figuring out how to open the kitchen cabinets. Anything in a crinkly plastic package is doomed
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The 6th Circuit has been competing to be the most anti-trans circuit in America and is now carving out a right to bully transgender kids.
Despicable.
Despicable.
BREAKING: The Sixth Circuit, in a 10-7 en banc decision, holds that an Ohio school district's anti-bullying policy that requires students to use children's preferred pronouns is likely unconstitutional on these facts.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The 6th Circuit has been competing to be the most anti-trans circuit in America and is now carving out a right to bully transgender kids.
Despicable.
Despicable.
Cats only want one thing, and it’s disgusting (wet canned meat)
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cats only want one thing, and it’s disgusting (wet canned meat)
This is like my dream cross-exam lmao
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is like my dream cross-exam lmao
New D&D idea
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New D&D idea
Me sleeping until 2 this afternoon
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me sleeping until 2 this afternoon
People at work are becoming increasingly furious about the 1.5-hour non-billable mandatory meetings largely focusing on one leader’s obsession with AI. Which would be cool to see if it didn’t involve me sitting through 1.5 hour non-billable meetings about AI
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
People at work are becoming increasingly furious about the 1.5-hour non-billable mandatory meetings largely focusing on one leader’s obsession with AI. Which would be cool to see if it didn’t involve me sitting through 1.5 hour non-billable meetings about AI
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Seriously, Judges *do no do things like this*
They don't give their opinion to the media
They don't criticize how SCOTUS works
This is them breaking the emergency glass, folks
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
They don't give their opinion to the media
They don't criticize how SCOTUS works
This is them breaking the emergency glass, folks
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
Federal Judges, Warning of ‘Judicial Crisis,’ Fault Supreme Court’s Emergency Orders
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Seriously, Judges *do no do things like this*
They don't give their opinion to the media
They don't criticize how SCOTUS works
This is them breaking the emergency glass, folks
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
They don't give their opinion to the media
They don't criticize how SCOTUS works
This is them breaking the emergency glass, folks
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
Panicking lightly when I see that someone’s added a label to my account, feeling relieved when I remember that it’s literally me, labeling my pronouns for anyone else who uses the DIY pronoun label bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Panicking lightly when I see that someone’s added a label to my account, feeling relieved when I remember that it’s literally me, labeling my pronouns for anyone else who uses the DIY pronoun label bsky.app/profile/pron...
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thank you bills tiktok
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thank you bills tiktok
Cutting barista hours, removing comfortable seating and cream & sugar stations, hiking prices, and removing all but one sugar free option and wondering why people don’t want a generic $6 bev from a drive-through
Starbucks will close hundreds of stores this month and lay off staff at its headquarters as the troubled chain continues to struggle.
https://cnn.it/3KkPSlp
https://cnn.it/3KkPSlp
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cutting barista hours, removing comfortable seating and cream & sugar stations, hiking prices, and removing all but one sugar free option and wondering why people don’t want a generic $6 bev from a drive-through
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Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years
September 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years
Finally watching Inland Empire and how is everything David Lynch created so beautiful and weird and anxious and soothing
September 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Finally watching Inland Empire and how is everything David Lynch created so beautiful and weird and anxious and soothing
Mentally saving “convicted killer crab” as a character idea for a future D&D game
September 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mentally saving “convicted killer crab” as a character idea for a future D&D game